"Your steered the proper course, Cap'n, when you had us bury this instead of investing it in the market!"
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"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
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"We study, we plan, we research. And yet, somehow, money still remains more of an art than a science."
"It has yet to turn a profit."
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"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."
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Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen
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"Invest? No offense, but I've read about you guys."
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"We've changed our investment strategy."
"I want us to get in on the ground floor of the next bandwagon."
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Thanks a Mil, Warren!
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$165 Billion!!! Huge amount of money!
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Nasdaq, Meshach and Abednego
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"Hon, would you say a kind word to Maria? She's entirely in technology stocks."
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"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."
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"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."
Felson, Donne, Peters & Free Market Forces
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"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."
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"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."
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End Of Consumer Confidence Sale
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"Before interest rates get any higher, maybe we should start thinking about investing in a second elephant."
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"Be truthful with me, Ben-what's the difference between mid cap and large cap?"
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"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."
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"Who can we talk to about global investing?"
"I'm investing long term because I'm serving one."