"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."
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"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."
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"Maybe it's always the person you least suspect because you're not a good detective."
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Department of Dot Connection
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"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."
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"Your clothes are in the other room telling my partner all we need to know about you."
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"Detective Grayson. Sleaze."
"Lieutenant, he left a suicide sticky."
People Watching a Thriller About Bunny Rabbits
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"They all lead back to this ball of yarn."
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The door to the office of the New York State Attorney General with a sign that reads "Gone on a fishing expedition".
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Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.
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