"There you are!"
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"Sorry to crash the party, folks, but all the little people that made it happen were just discovered buried in a shallow grave outside Bakersfield."
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"Seen my gumshoes, doll?"
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"When I signed up for the thought police, I didn't know it would be so damn boring."
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"Listen carefully, I don't have much time."
"Quick! Follow that dish and spoon!"
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"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."
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'I'll take the case,' I said. Or did I? I fear I'm no longer able to differentiate between interior and exterior monologue.'
"I'll have the Investigator's Special."
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"I'll take it."
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"I get it- the old caffeinated-cop, decaffeinated-cop routine."
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"You were right to call me immediately."
"Your clothes are in the other room telling my partner all we need to know about you."
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"Detective Grayson. Sleaze."
"Oh, sure, I remember him. He was quiet, mostly kept to himself, paid the rent on time. You know, we were only married for sixteen years."
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"I want you to follow my husband everywhere he goes and nag him."
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"You misunderstand me. I simply mean that I saw additional terrestrials."
"They all lead back to this ball of yarn."
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"Oh you, you and your stifling regulations."
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"Have you seen this bug? It's going around."
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"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."
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"Amazing report - it's good this Captain Marvel fellow is on our side."