"Your steered the proper course, Cap'n, when you had us bury this instead of investing it in the market!"
Tags:pirate, pirates, treasure, treasures, buried treasure, burying treasure, money under the mattress, invest, investing, investment, investments, good investment, bad investment, good investments, bad investment, financial advice, good financial advice, bad financial advice, stock markets, market, market crash, stock market crash, crash, credit crunch, global financial crisis, financial crisis, financial crash, captain, pirate captain, pirate captains
"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."
Tags:menorah, menorahs, hanukkah, chanukah, judiasm, religion, religions, religious tradition, religious traditions, festival of lights, holiday, holidays, venture capital, capital, startup, startups, start-up, start-ups, venture capitalists, miracle, miracles, miraculous, finance, finances, financial, investment, investing, small business, small businesses, financial incubator, financial incubators, silicon valley, internet startup, internet startups, new business, business, businesses, business owner, business owners, cfo, c.f.o, shpasik, jtoons
"I'm looking for a hedge against my hedge funds."
"If we're being honest, it was your decision to follow my recommendations that cost you money."
Tags:recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommends, stock, stocks, stock market, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stock broker, stock brokers, broker, brokers, portfolio, portfolios, investor, investors, investment, investments, investing, investment advice, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advice, accountant, accounting, accounting firm, accounting firms
"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
Tags:bear market, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzly bears, bear markets, annoyed, annoy, annoying disappointed, disappoint, unlucky, bad luck, bull market, drop, stock market, stock markets, stocks, share, shares, invest, investing, invests, tumbling, crisis, stockmarket, stock market crash, stockmarket crash, crash, crashes, pun, puns, visual pun
Unusual Retirement Plans
Tags:pension, pensions, pensioner, pensioners, 401k, 401ks, 401(k), retirement savings, retirement savings account, retirement savings accounts, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial planner, financial planners, investment, investments, investing, investor, investors, savings, savings account, savings account, irresponsible
"Oh, I'm really sorry. I just placed three million with some broker who called five minutes ago."
Tags:cold call, cold calls, cold calling, cold caller, cold callers, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, sarcasm, sarcastic, harass, harasses, harassment, rich, riches, poor, poor person, poor people, poverty, middle class, working class, investment, investments, investing, investor, investors
"Millions is craft. Billions is art."
Tags:wealth, wealthy, money, well-off, affluent, rich, riches, finances, millions, billions, millionaire, millionaires, billionaire, billionaires, the one percent, the 1%, investor, investors, investing, investment, investments, banker, bankers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, trader, traders, chief executive officer, chief executive officers, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, executive, executives, exec, execs, profit, profits, art, craft, crafts, making money
Following the Cash Crop
Tags:business man, business men, businessman, business men, business person, business people, businessperson, investor, investors, investing, banker, bankers, takeover, take overs, buyout, buyout, cash crop, commerce, commercial value, capitalism, profit crop, profit crops, labourer, labourers, farming, harvest, harvests
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, lunch, lunches, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, advice, advising, broker, brokers, offer, offers, sale, hungry, hunger, veal parmesan, chicken cacciatore, agent, agents, dealer, dealers, finances, financial, money, investment, investments, investing
Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen
Tags:stocks, stock, stocks and shares, share, shares, invest, investing, investment, invested, investment banking, stock market, the market, market, markets, bond, bonds, premium bonds, stock exchange, exchange, broker, brokers, stock broker, brokerage, economics, economically, playing the market, austen, jane austen, regency, regency england, england, english literature, writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover
Build Your Own Portfolio
God Bless Our Asking Price
"We've changed our investment strategy."
"What good is art if you can't have fun with it?"
Tags:art, arts, artistic, artistically, make the most, making the most, make the most of it, what good is art, fine art, paint, painting, painters, paintings, swim, swimming, damage, cringe, pool, swimming pool, swimming pools, classic art, classical art, investment, investing, investing wisely, good investment, good investments, investments
"Fred Hartner! How are you doing these days-vis-à-vis the yen? The franc? The mark?"
Tags:investment, investments, investing, defunct, currency, currencies, currency market, currency markets, franc, mark, marks, francs, yen, investor, investors, investing, trading, day trader, day traders, german mark, german marks, stock, stocks, stocks and bonds, stock market, stock markets, greet, greets, greeting, obsession, obsessions, obsessed
"The moment I saw this, my soul cried out that it could triple in value."
Thanks a Mil, Warren!
Tags:warren buffet, buffet, warren, invest, investment, investing, banking, banks, rich, rich, wealthy, wealth, affluent, thanks, thanking, filthy rich, businessman, magnate, berkshire hathaway, wealthiest, richest, berkshire-hathaway, stocks, stock-market, thanks a mil, money, billionaire, millionaire, rich people, bumper stickers, appreciate, appreciation
"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."
Tags:grandparent, grandparents, grandfather, grandfathers, grandpa, grandpas, grandchild, grandson, grandsons, son, sons, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents, parenting, mentor, mentors, mentoring, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, old age, aging, ageing, elder, elders, elderly, work, types of work, fields of work, money, banking, investing, commerce, wealth, wealthy, rich, rich people, wealthy people, advise, advice
"The market was volatile."
Tags:coming home, returning home, work, businessman, businessmen, rough day, bad day, business, stock market, stock markets, economy, wall street, volatile, violent, beat up, roughed up, investor, investors, trader, traders, banker, bankers, baking, investing, trading, stock, stocks, investment, investments, money, finances, unstable, office, offices, office life
"It's one of those pieces you pay $142.4 million for at auction and then never look at again."
Tags:art, artist, artists, artwork, artworks, painting, paintings, painter, painters, auction, auctions, auction house, auction houses, art collector, art collectors, art appraiser, art appraisers, rich, wealth, wealthy, money, expensive, expensive taste, expensive tastes, pay, price, prices, pricey, millions, millionaire, millionaires, piece, pieces, sale, buyer, buyers, criticising, criticizing, critical, critic, critics, investment, investor, investors, investing
"I needed an infusion of cash, Your Honor."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defendant, defendants, defence, defense, excuse, excuses, cash, money, finances, infusion, bum, bums, beggar, beggars, panhandler, panhandlers, street person, street people, homeless, homelessness, poverty, poor, investment, investments, investing, investor, investors, business
"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, life after death, afterlife, heaven, angel, angels, money, banking, bank, banks, interest rate, interest rates, rising, increasing, business, businessman, businessmen, investor, investors, investing, wall street, economy, economic policy, finances, lucky escape, lucky escapes
$165 Billion!!! Huge amount of money!
Tags:money, stock, stocks, stockmarket, invest, investing, inflation, inflate, inflated, devalue, devalues, stock market, stock markets, investors, investor, acquisition, merger, mergers, unimpressed, unimpressive, greedy, jaded, tired, bored, boring, unimpressive, newspaper, newspapers, reporting, reports
Humpty Dumpty sat on a Wall Street
Tags:humpty dumpty, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, wall street, investor, investors, investing, banker, bankers, investment banker, investment bankers, investment banking, stocks and shares, stock market, the stock market, financial crash, the financial crash, recession, the recession, doomed, economic crash, the economic crash, omen, omens, dark omen, dark omens, warning, warnings, warning sign, warning signs, volatile market, volatile markets, risk, risks, financial risk, financial risks