Investment Banker Cartoons

Investment Banker Cartoons

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Investment Banker cartoon

"Your money was working for you, but it suddenly quit and now it's working for me!"

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Office of Management & Budget Deficit

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"Uh, obfuscation fails me."

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Fire, Police, Credit

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"The market was volatile today."

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"When I pass away, don't make the announcement until after the closing bell so as not to affect the stock market."

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"Anything that suggests corporate banking."

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"Look, Miss Knepper, we're working your money as hard as possible, but right now your money is just pooped."

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"It's scary. These new kids don't want to wait until they're thirty-five for their five million."

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"I am sick of being looked at like one of your Brazilian bank loans!"

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"Super! Now, once you've rebuilt civilization I can do the investment banking."

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"Now, where was I?"

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"I know you young guys have a hard time believing it, but there was a time - and not all that long ago - when a man telling a woman he was in investment banking could expect a yawn."

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"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

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"Hemple, you did the play-by-play of our meeting with Amalgamated - is the ball now in their court or in our court?"

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"I don't love you any less. It's just a decrease in the rate of increase."

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"If you're not happy with the brokerage of with my service the commission checks will mean nothing to me."

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"Who can we talk to about global investing?"

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UPDATE: THE MANTRA

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"Remember the old days when everything was a gamble?"

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"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

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Dr. Gloom, Dr Doom, Dr. Boom

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"And let's remember that the public's need to know must always be balanced by our need to conceal."

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"I lost a fortune in the market but I thought I had my health."

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"No, Our stock is doing fine. It's me that's declining."

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