Investments Cartoons

Investments Cartoons

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Investments cartoon

"I'm looking for a hedge against my hedge funds."

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"I was spreading some risk around, and apparently it all wound up in your portfolio."

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The Return of Guarded Optimism

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"If we're being honest, it was your decision to follow my recommendations that cost you money."

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"Dow Jonesy enough for you?"

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"Yes, I'm still getting up early, but these days it's to check on the spot markets for oil and natural gas."

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"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC125660   High Res: 5164x2482 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: turtle, turtles, lizard, lizards, salamander, salamanders, reptile, reptiles, homeowner, homeowners, value, values, lose value, losing value, bad investment, bad investments, investment, investments, crash, crashes, crashing, market crash, market crashes, home, homes, house, houses, real estate, real estate investment, real estate investments

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"What do you have in investment-grade reds?"

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"Oh, I'm really sorry. I just placed three million with some broker who called five minutes ago."

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Unusual Retirement Plans

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"Instead, let me be your investment advisor and get you eleven-per-cent return, year in and year out, regardless of market conditions."

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Build Your Own Portfolio

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"I came out O.K. Everything I had was in baseball cards."

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"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did."

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"Your money was working for you, but it suddenly quit and now it's working for me!"

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"Invest? No offense, but I've read about you guys."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC132014   High Res: 4544x1580 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: invest, invests, investment, investments, crook, crooks, investor, investors, hedge fund, hedge funds, hedge fund manager, hedge fund managers, criminal, criminals, thief, thieves, unsavory, unsavoury, distrust, distrusts, distrusting, distrustful, money manager, money managers, stock market, stock, stocks, stocks and bonds, bad reputation, bad reputations, reputation, reputations

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Duh Magazine

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"What good is art if you can't have fun with it?"

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God Bless Our Asking Price

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"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

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"You realize, of course, that any attempt on my part to profit by this information would put me at risk of an investigation by the S.E.C."

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"I still haven't found any gold for my portfolio."

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"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market."

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"My client would like to do his community service in the financial community."

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"I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in."

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