Investments Cartoons

"I'm looking for a hedge against my hedge funds."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC40275
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3032x2052 pixels (unwatermarked)
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hedge funds, stocks, stock market, stock brokers, look, looking, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stock broker, hedge, hedges, hedging, unreliable, investment, investments, investing, investor, investors, investing advice, investment advice, stock exchange, safe bet, safe bets, mankoff

"I was spreading some risk around, and apparently it all wound up in your portfolio."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC120124
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2000x1813 pixels (unwatermarked)
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financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial advice, portfolio, portfolios, investor, investors, investment, investments, risk, risks, risk taker, risk takers, risky investment, risky investments, stockbroker, stockbrokers, money problem, money troubles, financial problems, financial troubles

The Return of Guarded Optimism

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC23783
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1477x1135 pixels (unwatermarked)
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stock market, stock markets, optimism, optimistic, stock, stocks, investor, investors, investment, investments, confidence, market confidence, guarded optimism, cagey, caginess, worry, worries, worrying, bull market, bull markets, shaky, nerve, nerves, nervous, nervousness, anxious, anxiousness, anxiety, anxieties

"If we're being honest, it was your decision to follow my recommendations that cost you money."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC43016
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2800x2138 pixels (unwatermarked)
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recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommends, stock, stocks, stock market, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stock broker, stock brokers, broker, brokers, portfolio, portfolios, investor, investors, investment, investments, investing, investment advice, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advice, accountant, accounting, accounting firm, accounting firms

"Dow Jonesy enough for you?"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC40001
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2026x1941 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dow jones, stock market, stock markets, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stock, stocks, broker, brokers, investor, investors, investment, investments, rollercoaster, rollercoasters, roller-coaster, roller-coasters, fairground ride, fairground rides, amusement park, amusement parks, rollercoaster ride, rollercoaster rides

"Yes, I'm still getting up early, but these days it's to check on the spot markets for oil and natural gas."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC120976
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3000x2373 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
investment, investments, early bird, early birds, get up, gets up, getting up, oil, natural gas, market, markets, stock, stocks, stocks and bonds, early riser, early risers, investor, investors, investment, investments, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, spot markets, cash market, cash markets, commodity trader, commodity traders, commodity trading, commodity trading advisor, commodity trading advisors

"What do you have in investment-grade reds?"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC40850
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3445x3088 pixels (unwatermarked)
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wine, wines, wine snob, wine snobs, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, investment, investments, expense, expenses, expensive, wine lover, wine lovers, portfolio, portfolios, stock, stocks, recommendation, recommendations, adviser, advisers, advisor, advisors, advising, red wine, red wines

"Oh, I'm really sorry. I just placed three million with some broker who called five minutes ago."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC39026
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2041x1645 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cold call, cold calls, cold calling, cold caller, cold callers, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, sarcasm, sarcastic, harass, harasses, harassment, rich, riches, poor, poor person, poor people, poverty, middle class, working class, investment, investments, investing, investor, investors

Unusual Retirement Plans

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC35641
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2221x2941 pixels (unwatermarked)
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pension, pensions, pensioner, pensioners, 401k, 401ks, 401(k), retirement savings, retirement savings account, retirement savings accounts, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial planner, financial planners, investment, investments, investing, investor, investors, savings, savings account, savings account, irresponsible

"Instead, let me be your investment advisor and get you eleven-per-cent return, year in and year out, regardless of market conditions."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC128347
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3006x2150 pixels (unwatermarked)
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david, goliath, investment advisor, investment adviser, investment advisers, investment advisors, investor, investors, investment, investments, money advice, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, bible, bibles, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, old testament, war, wars, conflict, conflicts

Build Your Own Portfolio

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC29850
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2446x1686 pixels (unwatermarked)
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portfolio, portfolios, investment, investments, investor, investors, investing, buffet, buffets, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advice, financial advisor, financial advisors, salad bar, salad bars, businessmen, businessman, businesswomen, businesswoman

"I came out O.K. Everything I had was in baseball cards."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC36592
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1960x2103 pixels (unwatermarked)
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baseball card, baseball cards, recession, great recession, economic downturn, economic downturns, investment, investments, portfolio, portfolios, stock market, stock market crash, stock market crashes, bear market, bear markets, economic crisis, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, baseball fan, baseball fans, card, cards

"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC132016
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2772x2422 pixels (unwatermarked)
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santa claus, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st nick, st nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas, santa, investment advice, investment, investments, investor, investors, financial advice, christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases, xmas myth, christmas myth

"Your money was working for you, but it suddenly quit and now it's working for me!"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC30478
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1636x1186 pixels (unwatermarked)
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interest rate, interest rates, investment, investments, investor, investors, saving, savings, profit, profits, banker, bankers, bank, banks, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advice, bank manager, bank managers, investment banker, investment bankers, greed, capitalism

Duh Magazine

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC33233
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1873x2273 pixels (unwatermarked)
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advice, investment, investments, obvious advice, obvious, obviousness, duh, stock, stocks, baby, babies, baby, study, studies, scientific study, scientific studies, self-evident, unnecessary, unimportant, medical advice, financial advice

"What good is art if you can't have fun with it?"

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC133416
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3024x2573 pixels (unwatermarked)
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art, arts, artistic, artistically, make the most, making the most, make the most of it, what good is art, fine art, paint, painting, painters, paintings, swim, swimming, damage, cringe, pool, swimming pool, swimming pools, classic art, classical art, investment, investing, investing wisely, good investment, good investments, investments

God Bless Our Asking Price

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC121818
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5000x3652 pixels (unwatermarked)
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asking price, asking prices, home, homes, house, houses, real estate, property, properties, real estate agent, real estate agents, investment, investments, investing, flip, flips, flipping, flipping homes, flipper, flippers, profit, profits, equity, mortgage, mortgages

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC129487
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5411x5178 pixels (unwatermarked)
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investment opportunity, investment opportunities, investment, investments, financial opportunity, financial opportunities, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, cash flow, profit, profits, job offer, job offers, job interview, job interviews, businessmen, businessman

"You realize, of course, that any attempt on my part to profit by this information would put me at risk of an investigation by the S.E.C."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC38021
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1729x1465 pixels (unwatermarked)
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little bird, little birds, little bird told me, inside trading, insider trading, inside information, insider information, crime, crimes, felon, felons, felony, bird, birds, bird told me, investment, investments, investor, investors, hedge fund, hedge funds, stocks and bonds, stocks & bonds

"I still haven't found any gold for my portfolio."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC132695
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3003x2874 pixels (unwatermarked)
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gold, investment, investments, goldbug, goldbugs, gold-bug, gold-bugs, portfolio, portfolios, diversify, diversifies, diversifying, commodity, commodities, commodity trader, commodity traders, inferior good, inferior goods, investor, investors, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, pan for gold, pans for gold, panning for gold, gold rush

"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC41734
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1925x1497 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cliche, cliches, proverb, proverbs, monkey see, monkey do, investor, investors, investment, investments, hedge fund, hedge funds, monkey, monkeys, primate, primates, imitate, imitates, imitating, imitation, imitations, market fluctuation, market fluctuations, marketplace, marketplaces, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors

"My client would like to do his community service in the financial community."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC40134
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1949x1737 pixels (unwatermarked)
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community service, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, financial crime, financial crimes, investment, investments, insider trading, insider, insiders, inside trade, inside trades, inside trading, prison, avoid prison, avoids prison, avoiding prison, punishment, punishments, unequal punishment, inequality, elite, elites

"I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC41136
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1800x2360 pixels (unwatermarked)
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schedule d, schedule e, accountant, accountants, accounting, 1040, 1040 form, 1040 forms, investor, investors, asset, assets, broke, lose money, loses money, losing money, investment, investments, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, tax return, tax returns, penniless, loss, losses, financial loss, financial losses, hedge fund, hedge funds, hedge fund manager, hedge fund managers, tax season, taxes, filing taxes, personality type, personality types, date, dates, dinner date, dinner dates, insolvent, insolvency