Investors Cartoons

Investors Cartoons

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Investors cartoon

"I'm looking for a hedge against my hedge funds."

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"I was spreading some risk around, and apparently it all wound up in your portfolio."

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The Return of Guarded Optimism

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"Right now I think the wisest strategy is to diversify among your mattresses."

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"If we're being honest, it was your decision to follow my recommendations that cost you money."

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"Dow Jonesy enough for you?"

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"Yes, I'm still getting up early, but these days it's to check on the spot markets for oil and natural gas."

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Man with a Plan

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"We study, we plan, we research. And yet, somehow, money still remains more of an art than a science."

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The Bull, the Bear, the Ant, and the Grasshopper

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"Oh, I'm really sorry. I just placed three million with some broker who called five minutes ago."

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Unusual Retirement Plans

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"Nobody knows anything."

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"Instead, let me be your investment advisor and get you eleven-per-cent return, year in and year out, regardless of market conditions."

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Build Your Own Portfolio

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"I don't want stock options. I want you to pay your tab."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC42278   High Res: 2781x1320 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: stock option, stock options, tab, tabs, bar bill, bar bills, bar tab, bar tabs, barmen, barman, landlord, landlords, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stock, stocks, stock broker, stock brokers, broker, brokers, investor, investors, debt, debts

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"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did."

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"Your money was working for you, but it suddenly quit and now it's working for me!"

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"Invest? No offense, but I've read about you guys."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC132014   High Res: 4544x1580 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: invest, invests, investment, investments, crook, crooks, investor, investors, hedge fund, hedge funds, hedge fund manager, hedge fund managers, criminal, criminals, thief, thieves, unsavory, unsavoury, distrust, distrusts, distrusting, distrustful, money manager, money managers, stock market, stock, stocks, stocks and bonds, bad reputation, bad reputations, reputation, reputations

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"We've changed our investment strategy."

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"You realize, of course, that any attempt on my part to profit by this information would put me at risk of an investigation by the S.E.C."

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"I still haven't found any gold for my portfolio."

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"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market."

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"I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in."

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$165 Billion!!! Huge amount of money!

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