Investors Cartoons

"I'm looking for a hedge against my hedge funds."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC40275
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3032x2052 pixels (unwatermarked)
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hedge funds, stocks, stock market, stock brokers, look, looking, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stock broker, hedge, hedges, hedging, unreliable, investment, investments, investing, investor, investors, investing advice, investment advice, stock exchange, safe bet, safe bets, mankoff

"I was spreading some risk around, and apparently it all wound up in your portfolio."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC120124
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2000x1813 pixels (unwatermarked)
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financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial advice, portfolio, portfolios, investor, investors, investment, investments, risk, risks, risk taker, risk takers, risky investment, risky investments, stockbroker, stockbrokers, money problem, money troubles, financial problems, financial troubles

The Return of Guarded Optimism

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC23783
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stock market, stock markets, optimism, optimistic, stock, stocks, investor, investors, investment, investments, confidence, market confidence, guarded optimism, cagey, caginess, worry, worries, worrying, bull market, bull markets, shaky, nerve, nerves, nervous, nervousness, anxious, anxiousness, anxiety, anxieties

"Right now I think the wisest strategy is to diversify among your mattresses."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC125765
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economy, money, diversify, mattress, recession, hide money, hides money, hiding money, mattresses, economic recession, economic recessions, recession, recessions, market crash, market crashes, strategy, strategies, strategize, strategizes, investor, investors, investment advice, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, mankoff

"If we're being honest, it was your decision to follow my recommendations that cost you money."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC43016
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2800x2138 pixels (unwatermarked)
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recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommends, stock, stocks, stock market, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stock broker, stock brokers, broker, brokers, portfolio, portfolios, investor, investors, investment, investments, investing, investment advice, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advice, accountant, accounting, accounting firm, accounting firms

"Dow Jonesy enough for you?"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC40001
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2026x1941 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dow jones, stock market, stock markets, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stock, stocks, broker, brokers, investor, investors, investment, investments, rollercoaster, rollercoasters, roller-coaster, roller-coasters, fairground ride, fairground rides, amusement park, amusement parks, rollercoaster ride, rollercoaster rides

"Yes, I'm still getting up early, but these days it's to check on the spot markets for oil and natural gas."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC120976
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3000x2373 pixels (unwatermarked)
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investment, investments, early bird, early birds, get up, gets up, getting up, oil, natural gas, market, markets, stock, stocks, stocks and bonds, early riser, early risers, investor, investors, investment, investments, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, spot markets, cash market, cash markets, commodity trader, commodity traders, commodity trading, commodity trading advisor, commodity trading advisors

Man with a Plan

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC123835
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5550x6435 pixels (unwatermarked)
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grow up, grows up, growing up, grow old, growing old, hedge fund, hedge funds, hedge fund manager, hedge fund managers, investor, investors, investment firm, investment firms, ambition, ambitions, career ambition, career ambitions, ambitious, grow up, grows up, growing up

"We study, we plan, we research. And yet, somehow, money still remains more of an art than a science."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
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CC38174
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2174x3043 pixels (unwatermarked)
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study, studies, studying, plan, plans, planning, research, researches, researching, invest, invests, investor, investors, arts, science, sciences, stocks, stocks and bonds, stock market, stock markets, money market, money markets, wealthy, wealth, irrational, illogical

The Bull, the Bear, the Ant, and the Grasshopper

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC29585
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1723x1252 pixels (unwatermarked)
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stock market, the bull, the bear, the ant, and the grasshopper, fables, money, savings, fun, business, economy, fable, investment advice, advice, financial advisor, aesop, aesop's fables, stock, stocks, stocks and bonds, investor, investors, instant gratification, savings, save up, saves up, saving up

"Oh, I'm really sorry. I just placed three million with some broker who called five minutes ago."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC39026
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cold call, cold calls, cold calling, cold caller, cold callers, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, sarcasm, sarcastic, harass, harasses, harassment, rich, riches, poor, poor person, poor people, poverty, middle class, working class, investment, investments, investing, investor, investors

Unusual Retirement Plans

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC35641
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pension, pensions, pensioner, pensioners, 401k, 401ks, 401(k), retirement savings, retirement savings account, retirement savings accounts, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial planner, financial planners, investment, investments, investing, investor, investors, savings, savings account, savings account, irresponsible

"Nobody knows anything."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC125647
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5184x2874 pixels (unwatermarked)
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executive, executives, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, ignorant, ignorance, know, knows, knowledge, relief, business leader, business leaders, leader, leaders, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness, idle rich, conference, conferences, investor, investors

"Instead, let me be your investment advisor and get you eleven-per-cent return, year in and year out, regardless of market conditions."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC128347
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david, goliath, investment advisor, investment adviser, investment advisers, investment advisors, investor, investors, investment, investments, money advice, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, bible, bibles, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, old testament, war, wars, conflict, conflicts

Build Your Own Portfolio

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
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CC29850
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portfolio, portfolios, investment, investments, investor, investors, investing, buffet, buffets, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advice, financial advisor, financial advisors, salad bar, salad bars, businessmen, businessman, businesswomen, businesswoman

"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC132016
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santa claus, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st nick, st nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas, santa, investment advice, investment, investments, investor, investors, financial advice, christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases, xmas myth, christmas myth

"Your money was working for you, but it suddenly quit and now it's working for me!"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC30478
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interest rate, interest rates, investment, investments, investor, investors, saving, savings, profit, profits, banker, bankers, bank, banks, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advice, bank manager, bank managers, investment banker, investment bankers, greed, capitalism

"We've changed our investment strategy."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
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CC122590
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invest, investment, investing, invests, investor, investors, share, shares, portfolio, metal detector, searching, searches, poor investment, market, markets, returns, returned, contrast, contrasting, contrasts, invested, treasure, treasures, hunting for treasure, metal detectors, money

"You realize, of course, that any attempt on my part to profit by this information would put me at risk of an investigation by the S.E.C."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
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CC38021
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1729x1465 pixels (unwatermarked)
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little bird, little birds, little bird told me, inside trading, insider trading, inside information, insider information, crime, crimes, felon, felons, felony, bird, birds, bird told me, investment, investments, investor, investors, hedge fund, hedge funds, stocks and bonds, stocks & bonds

"I still haven't found any gold for my portfolio."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC132695
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gold, investment, investments, goldbug, goldbugs, gold-bug, gold-bugs, portfolio, portfolios, diversify, diversifies, diversifying, commodity, commodities, commodity trader, commodity traders, inferior good, inferior goods, investor, investors, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, pan for gold, pans for gold, panning for gold, gold rush

"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC41734
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cliche, cliches, proverb, proverbs, monkey see, monkey do, investor, investors, investment, investments, hedge fund, hedge funds, monkey, monkeys, primate, primates, imitate, imitates, imitating, imitation, imitations, market fluctuation, market fluctuations, marketplace, marketplaces, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors

"I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
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CC41136
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schedule d, schedule e, accountant, accountants, accounting, 1040, 1040 form, 1040 forms, investor, investors, asset, assets, broke, lose money, loses money, losing money, investment, investments, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, tax return, tax returns, penniless, loss, losses, financial loss, financial losses, hedge fund, hedge funds, hedge fund manager, hedge fund managers, tax season, taxes, filing taxes, personality type, personality types, date, dates, dinner date, dinner dates, insolvent, insolvency

$165 Billion!!! Huge amount of money!

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC43701
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money, stock, stocks, stockmarket, invest, investing, inflation, inflate, inflated, devalue, devalues, stock market, stock markets, investors, investor, acquisition, merger, mergers, unimpressed, unimpressive, greedy, jaded, tired, bored, boring, unimpressive, newspaper, newspapers, reporting, reports