"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
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"We study, we plan, we research. And yet, somehow, money still remains more of an art than a science."
"It has yet to turn a profit."
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"Invest? No offense, but I've read about you guys."
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"We've changed our investment strategy."
Nasdaq, Meshach and Abednego
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"Hon, would you say a kind word to Maria? She's entirely in technology stocks."
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"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."
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"Before interest rates get any higher, maybe we should start thinking about investing in a second elephant."
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"Be truthful with me, Ben-what's the difference between mid cap and large cap?"
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Dunlop and Crowel: Disinvestment Counselors
"Sell all my stocks and buy lots of old comic books instead!"
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"You see? God is punishing us because you bought futures in pork bellies."
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