"Oh, Lord! We forgot to invite any content providers."
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content provider, content providers, website, websites, cocktail party, cocktail parties, party, parties, invite, invitation, invitations, bored, boring, content, digital content, digital, tech job, tech jobs, user interface, user interfaces, developer, developers, app, apps, application, applicationsA sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."
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bumper sticker, bumper stickers, transportation, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, tin can, tin cans, wedding tradition, wedding traditions, wedding, weddings, marriage, marriages, just married, invite, invites, invitation, invitations, apologizing, apologising, apology, apologies, bride, brides, groom, grooms"I think I was only invited for one reason."
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invitation, invitations, invite, invites, inviting, robot, robots, robotic, robotics, beach party, beach parties, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaying, used, feel used, feels used, feeling used, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, charge, charges, charging, charger, chargers, battery, batteries, battery life, outcast, outcasts, social outcast, social outcasts"We're hoping you can join us for a little drink at the water hole at dusk."
"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."
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professional, professionals, door to door, door-to-door, sales, salesmen, salesman, connection, connections, network, networking, networks, networked, social media, social, media, door, door knocking, knocking, unsolicited, invitations, request, requests, invitation, obtrusive, annoying, annoyance, apartment, apartments, urban, urban life, urban living, modern, modern life, modern living, internet, the internet, tech, business, businesses, corporation, corporations, corporate"Care to join us? We're going to sweep majestically across the plains."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, gazelle, gazelles, antelope, antelopes, wildebeest, wildebeests, gnu, gnus, majestically, plains, invitation, invitations, inviting, africa, african, safari, safaris"The Bolsons are pleased to announce that their daughter, Naomi,is going to take another shot at marriage."
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relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, wedding, weddings, wedding invitation, wedding invitations, invitation, invitations, invite, invites, please to announce, daughter, daughters, marriage announcement, marriage announcements, remarriage, second marriage, second marriages, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, modern life, modern relationships, another shot, trying again, bride, brides, groom, grooms"Don't freak out - it's just a save-the-date."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, save the date, save-the-date, knock, knocked, visit, visiting, visited, visits, scythe, scythes, bad omen, omen, omens, bad omens, portent, portents, spectre, spirituality, afterlife, life after death, soul, souls, warning, warnings, invite, invitation, invitations, fate, fatalism"Bride or groom?"
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, divorce, divorces, divorcing, ceremony, ceremonies, legal ceremony, legal ceremonies, divorce court, guest, guests, invitation, invitations, invite, invites, inviting, courtroom, courtrooms, modern life, modern times, divorce culture, no fault divorce, courtroom scene, courtroom scenes, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies"Ordinarily, we'd love to come, but we don't want to miss a single minute of tonight's pledge drive."
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pledge drive, pledge drives, funding drive, funding drives, fundraiser, fundraisers, fundraising, public television, public funding, publicly funded, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., invite, invites, invitation, invitations, rejecting, rejection, turning down, excuse, excuses, boring, old age, middle-age, middle-aged, middle age, middle aged, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, staying in"If we don't go, do you suppose anyone is going to assume we weren't invited?"
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invite, invites, invitation, invitations, party, parties, dinner party, dinner parties, social party, social event, social events, party guest, party guests, popularity, popularity contest, socializing, socialising, socialise, socializes, unpopular, unpopularity, keeping up appearances, keep up appearances, snob, snobs, elitism, elitist, elitists, social circle, social circles"I'd invite you up, but I'm trying to preserve the crime scene."
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invite, invites, inviting, invitation, invitations, crime scene, crime scenes, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, ominous, date, dates, first date, first dates, single life, bad date, bad dates, awful date, awful dates, invite up, inviting up, excuse, excuses, good night, saying good night, single, singles, blind date, blind dates, wild story, wild stories, mess, messes, messy"Hi. We're all in the eighteen-to-thirty-four-year-old age group that you're a member of. Come on out and play with us."
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age group, age groups, demo, demos, demographic, demographics, key demo, key demos, key demographic, key demographics, friend, friendship, friendships, friendship group, friendship groups, invitation, invitations, impose, imposes, imposing, imposition, impositions, club, clubs, millennial, millennials, homogeneous, similarity, similarities, same, sameness, play, plays, playing, play date, play dates, ratings, generation, generations, younger generation, younger generations"Should we even go to this farewell party if we'll never see them again?"
"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."
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ocd, ocds, obsessive compulsive, obsessive compulsives, obsessive compulsion, mental state, lonely, loneliness, ritual, rituals, ritualistic, bachelor, bachelors, bachelorhood, evening plans, evening plan, lonely existence, invitation, invitations, socialize, socialise, socializing, socialising"And it was so typically brilliant of you to have invited an epidemiologist."
"We've run out of weather-based excuses for this month - we're going to have to find some moral grounds on which to boycott this party.'"
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boycott, boycotts, party, parties, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, social medias, weather, excuse, excuses, moral grounds, moral, morals, morality, socializing, socialising, socialize, socialise, invitation, invitations, party, parties, house party, house parties, dinner party, dinner parties"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."
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dinner party, dinner parties, dinner guest, dinner guests, party guest, party guests, absent minded, absent mindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, forgetful, forgetfulness, husband, husbands, wife, wives, confession, confessions, invite, invites, invitation, invitations, socialising, socializing, socialise, socialises, socialize, socializes"The Crawfords would love to come but they hate us."
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friend, friends, friendship, inviting, invitation, invitations, invite, invites, dinner party, dinner parties, party, parties, dinner, hate, dislike, rude, impolite, turning down, turned down, rejected, rejection, couple, couples, married life, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues"And—good news—it's black tie."
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