"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"
"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"
"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"
"Oh, Lord! We forgot to invite any content providers."
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"Fruit salad? Count me in!"
A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."
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"I think I was only invited for one reason."
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"We're hoping you can join us for a little drink at the water hole at dusk."
"The Bolsons are pleased to announce that their daughter, Naomi,is going to take another shot at marriage."
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"Don't freak out - it's just a save-the-date."
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"Bride or groom?"
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"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."
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"Ordinarily, we'd love to come, but we don't want to miss a single minute of tonight's pledge drive."
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"If we don't go, do you suppose anyone is going to assume we weren't invited?"
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"I'd invite you up, but I'm trying to preserve the crime scene."
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"Should we even go to this farewell party if we'll never see them again?"
"And it was so typically brilliant of you to have invited an epidemiologist."
"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."
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"The Crawfords would love to come but they hate us."
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"And—good news—it's black tie."
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"Mr. Tilson will suffer you gladly now."
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"B.Y.O.P.?" "Bring your own Prozac."
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"I hardly think you'll warrant an invitation-only funeral."
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"Twenty years ago, I invited you in for a nightcap. I now retract that invitation."
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"Let's keep it small-just the Pilgrims, the Indians, and the Rosenthals."
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