Iowa: the new fragrance
On The Plus Side.
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Car Trip: The Game of Destiny
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"Face it, Larry. We're small fish and des Moines isn't that big a pond."
Alternate Sites for the U.N.
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Coming soon from the United States Transit Authority: the coast-to-coast subway!
"All those in favor of switching from a caucus system to a kind of Hunger Games battle royale between the candidates, say aye."
Errol J. of Trumbull, Iowa, still has the same friends he had in high school
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"You may be a big shot at the New York office, Miller, but here in Des Moines we do things differently."
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