"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."
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"Jason is cute as a bug, but he sure is one thickheaded little sucker."
"I don't know anything about the bell curve, but I say heredity is everything."
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Are You As Dumb As a Post?
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"Great news, Phil! The governor has determined that you don't have a high enough I.Q. to merit execution."
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Cats are not as intelligent as you think.
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"When you lie about yourself, is it to appear closer to or farther away from the middle of the bell curve?"
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"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."
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"Do you have 'Intelligence for Idiots'?"
"That's hardly necessary!"
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"It's all right, sweetie. In the information age, everybody feels stupid."
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Mensa Does Improv
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"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."
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Your I.Q. must be this low to go on this ride.
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"I miss the way it was when I thought you knew everything."
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Santa's not-so-bright younger brother Eugene.
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They Saved Trump's Brain!
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It's the stupid, stupid.