"This next song goes out to anyone who's ever been in love with the idea of invading Iran."
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"I'm North Korea. He's Iran."
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"Has there ever been a charming rogue state?"
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"I don't know if it's toward Iran, Iraq, or what, but ever since lunch he's been tilting."
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"Oh, and I've taken the liberty of sending anniversary cards to the axis of evil."
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Danger!! Do not feed or put your hands through the bars.
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"Dealing with Iran was the easy part. Now we need to deal with Congressional Republicans."
"Oh no! Iran has assassinated top US general Mark Milley outside the Toronto Airport with a drone attack."
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"I miss being able to buy an American flag to burn."
Army Man Playset 2020