"The Chaetodon capistratus, commonly known as the four-eyed butterfly fish, is monogamous."
"Good news-I hear the paradigm is shifting."
"I just flew in from the Coast. Boy, are my references tired."
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"What am I, chopped liver?"
"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."
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"Our plans? Of course you're in our plans."
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"Harold, are my knees bumpy?"
"Before we begin, I think you should all know that I once smoked a reefer in 1935."
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"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."
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"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."
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"Watch who you're call irrelevant!"
"In an unrelated development, yellow ties came in, briefly held sway, and just as mysteriously disappeared."
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"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."
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"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."
"Want to know how many steps we took?"
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"Oh yeah, if it weren't for Antiques Roadshow we would have been out on the street long ago."
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"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"
"And while violations of our ethical code were up sharply this year, I think it's important to remember that last year we were amazingly ethical."
"Welcome, I'm – never mind, it doesn't matter."