"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."
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Portuguese Mom of War
Tags:mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, man o' war, man of war, portuguese, sting, stings, stinging, jellyfish, jellyfishes, drift, drifts, drifting, responsibility, take responsibility, taking responsibility, proactive, nag, nags, nagging, scold, scolds, scolding, irresponsible, irresponsibility, proactivity
"Don't give me too much, I'm not good with money."
Tags:robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, bank, banks, bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, heist, heists, bank heist, banking heist, banking heists, stickup, stickups, sticking up, bad with money, irresponsible, irresponsibility, uncertain, uncertainty, distrustful, untrustworthy, criminal, criminals, career criminal, career criminals, overpay, overpays, overpaying
"What the hell! Let's lay another grant on Channel 13."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, grant, grants, tv, television, tv channel, tv channel, television channel, television channels, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, tv broadcasting, tv broadcaster, tv broadcasters, television broadcasting, television broadcaster, television broadcasters, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, unlucky number, unlucky numbers, thirteen, 13, irresponsible, irresponsibility, bad investment, bad investments
"Why carry malpractice insurance if you don't malpractice once in a while?"
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"If you connect the measles, it spells out 'My parents are idiots.'"
Tags:measles, childhood illness, childhood illnesses, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, irresponsible, irresponsibility, mislead, misleading, vaccine, vaccines, vaccination, vaccinations, anti vaxxer, anti vaxxers, anti-vaxxer, anti-vaxxers, the anti-vaxxer movements, misinformed, misinformation, superstitious, superstition, superstitions, mistakes, mistake, mistaken, immune, immunisation, immunisations, mmr, mmr vaccine, mmr vaccines, idiots, idiot, idiocy, bad decision, bad decisions, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories
"Dad, would you please go back to doing the parenting, so that I can do some of the childing for a couple of minutes?"
Tags:parent, parents, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, maturity, parent, parents, parenting, dad, dads, father, fathers, toddler, toddlers, man-children, manchildren, grown up, grown ups, sandcastle, sandcastles, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays, modern life, modern times, irresponsible, irresponsibility
"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."
Tags:deadline, deadlines, paperwork, due date, due dates, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, lazy, laziness, chronological order, shirk, shirking, irresponsible, irresponsibility, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, businessperson, businessperson, business people, modern life, modern attitudes, fail, failed, failing
"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."
Tags:baby boomer, baby boomers, cannonball, cannonballs, daredevil, daredevils, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, die, dies, dying, cause of death, causes of death, bathtub, bathtubs, tub, tubs, accident, accidents, accidental, accidental death, accidental deaths, age, ages, aging, ageing, ageing gracefully, aging gracefully, grow old, grows old, growing old, elder, elders, senior citizen, senior citizens, irresponsible, irresponsibility, fall, falls, slip and fall, slipping and falling
"But the people,Your Majesty! The people are not happy."
Tags:king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, irresponsible, irresponsibility, peasants, the peasants, insensitive, insensitivity, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, poverty divide, out of touch, drunk, drunks, drunken, drunkenness, intoxicated, intoxication, inebriated, inebriation, happy drunk, happy drunks, carefree drunk, carefree drunks
"My, Grandma, what crushing debt you have."
Tags:debt, in debt, debtor, accounting, accountant, accountants, retired, retirement, old age, the elderly, finance, financial management, money management, little red riding hood, red riding hood, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, big bad wolf, the big bad wolf, millennial, millennials, calculate, calculating, accounts book, accounts books, irresponsible, irresponsibility, immature, immaturity
The Fierce Urgency of Now
Tags:delay, delaying, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinator, procrastinators, lazy, laziness, promise, promises, put-off, putting-off, put off, putting off, deadline, deadlines, dead-line, dead-lines, dawdle, dawdling, irresponsible, irresponsibility, immature, immaturity, unreliable, unreliability, disorganised, unorganised, disorganisation, get up and go
"Dad's Support Group"
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"I'm Sorry, Everyone - My E-Mail Account Got Hacked Last Night By Some Alcohol"
Tags:drunk, drunken, drunkard, drinking, night of heavy drinking, heavy drinking, rough night, drunk dial, hack, hacked, hacking, hacks, irresponsible, irresponsibility, shirk, shirking, shirking the blame, blame, blamed, dodging the blame, dodged the blame, email, emails, access, accessing, internet, internets, texting, text, texts, drunk text, drunk texting, office life, offices, office living, business, businessmen, businessman, inappropriate, inappropriately, workplace, in the workplace
Drop your Daughter Off at Work Day
"Would say this tweet puts us at DEFCON 3 or 4?"
Tags:donald trump, trump, social media, defcon 3, defcon 4, national security, us government, the president, president trump, us president, fake news, force readiness, security measure, security measure, defcon system, bad leadership, readiness condition, us armed forced, liability, liabilities, irresponsible, irresponsibility, social network, modern life, modern technology, modern leadership, politician, politicians
"Stop me if I get to jabbering and start a war."
"Folks say this ain't sporting, but they don't factor in the alcohol."
Tags:helicopter, helicopters, wolf, wolves, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, shoot, shoots, shooting, chopper, choppers, sport, sports, sporting, unsporting, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken, irresponsible, irresponsibility, fun, having fun, hunting law, hunting laws, hunting restriction, hunting restrictions, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, endangered, endangered species, alaska, sarah palin
"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."
"Frankly, when I took out the loan I sincerely believed we'd all be blown to hell before it came due."
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Tags:the buck stops here, take responsibility, takes responsibility, irresponsible, irresponsibility, pass the buck, passes the buck, passing the buck, president, presidents, presidential, politician, politicians, shirk, shirks, shirking, blame, blames, blaming, truman, harry truman, quote, quotes, quotation, quotations, presidential authority, campaign finance, campaign finance reform, disavow, disavows, disavowing, deny, denies, denying
"Then soaring coast of environmental-protection legislation have forced us to pass part of this burden to the consumer. Your share is $171,947.65."
Tags:global warming, climate change, pollution, corporate giant, corporate giants, legislation, environmental protection, environmental legislation, environmental activist, environmental activists, environmental activism, consumer, consumers, consumerism, pass the blame, passing the blame, pass the buck, passing the buck, irresponsibility, revenge, getting revenge, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, proving a point, rising prices
Take your Daughter to Word Day
"Good luck getting a job now."
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