"And, hey, don't kill yourself trying to pay it back. You know our motto-'What the hell, it's only money.' "
Tags:bank, banks, banking, money, finances, personal finances, loan, loans, mortgage, mortgages, borrower, borrowers, loan company, loan companies, loan officer, loan officers, interest, motto, mottos, business, commerce, debt, economy, recession, s&l crisis, savings and loan crisis, insolvency, bankruptcy, subprime mortgage crisis, bank crisis, financial crisis, great recession, financial institution, financial institutions, wall street, mortgage broker, mortgage brokers, lender, lenders, only money, free, careless, irresponsible, negligent
"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."
"We're encouraging people to become involved in their own rescue."
Unusual Retirement Plans
Tags:pension, pensions, pensioner, pensioners, 401k, 401ks, 401(k), retirement savings, retirement savings account, retirement savings accounts, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial planner, financial planners, investment, investments, investing, investor, investors, savings, savings account, savings account, irresponsible
"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."
Tags:hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical scenarios, blame, blames, blaming, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, blame game, responsible, responsibility, avoid responsibility, avoiding responsibility, fault, faults, at fault, meeting, meetings, irresponsible, irresponsibility, hypothetical, hypotheticals
Portuguese Mom of War
Tags:mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, man o' war, man of war, portuguese, sting, stings, stinging, jellyfish, jellyfishes, drift, drifts, drifting, responsibility, take responsibility, taking responsibility, proactive, nag, nags, nagging, scold, scolds, scolding, irresponsible, irresponsibility, proactivity
"Don't give me too much, I'm not good with money."
Tags:robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, bank, banks, bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, heist, heists, bank heist, banking heist, banking heists, stickup, stickups, sticking up, bad with money, irresponsible, irresponsibility, uncertain, uncertainty, distrustful, untrustworthy, criminal, criminals, career criminal, career criminals, overpay, overpays, overpaying
"What the hell! Let's lay another grant on Channel 13."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, grant, grants, tv, television, tv channel, tv channel, television channel, television channels, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, tv broadcasting, tv broadcaster, tv broadcasters, television broadcasting, television broadcaster, television broadcasters, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, unlucky number, unlucky numbers, thirteen, 13, irresponsible, irresponsibility, bad investment, bad investments
"I have the whole universe to look after, so I'm putting you in charge of this planet."
Tags:heaven, god, in charge, earth, stupid, whole universe, sons, idiots, planets, incompetents, incompetent, planet, universes, delegate, delegates, son, caretaker, caretakers, responsible, responsibility, irresponsible, son, house sit, house sits, house sitter, house sitters, earth, planet earth, dominion, nepotism
"Why carry malpractice insurance if you don't malpractice once in a while?"
Tags:doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, hospital, hospitals, malpractice, medical malpractice, insured, insurance, insurance policy, insurance policies, malpractice insurance, hippocratic oath, do no harm, rebel, rebels, irresponsible, irresponsibility
"If you connect the measles, it spells out 'My parents are idiots.'"
Tags:measles, childhood illness, childhood illnesses, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, irresponsible, irresponsibility, mislead, misleading, vaccine, vaccines, vaccination, vaccinations, anti vaxxer, anti vaxxers, anti-vaxxer, anti-vaxxers, the anti-vaxxer movements, misinformed, misinformation, superstitious, superstition, superstitions, mistakes, mistake, mistaken, immune, immunisation, immunisations, mmr, mmr vaccine, mmr vaccines, idiots, idiot, idiocy, bad decision, bad decisions, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories
"Dad, would you please go back to doing the parenting, so that I can do some of the childing for a couple of minutes?"
Tags:parent, parents, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, maturity, parent, parents, parenting, dad, dads, father, fathers, toddler, toddlers, man-children, manchildren, grown up, grown ups, sandcastle, sandcastles, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays, modern life, modern times, irresponsible, irresponsibility
"I've consolidated all our bills into one missed payment."
Tags:consolidate, consolidates, consolidating, consolidation, bill, bills, unpaid bill, unpaid bills, missed payment, missed payments, late payment, late payments, final warning, final warnings, debt, debts, personal finances, personal finance, irresponsible, savings, savings account, savings accounts, innovate, innovates, innovation, innovator, innovators, slacker, slacker, slacking, slack off
"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."
Tags:deadline, deadlines, paperwork, due date, due dates, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, lazy, laziness, chronological order, shirk, shirking, irresponsible, irresponsibility, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, businessperson, businessperson, business people, modern life, modern attitudes, fail, failed, failing
"Acting responsibly is below my pay grade."
Tags:business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesspeople, businesswoman, businesswomen, responsibility, responsible, corporate responsibility, corporate culture, corporate cultures, banker, bankers, banks, banked, pay, income, earning, earnings, incomes, money, irresponsible, arrogant, wasteful, wastes, too big to fail, bailout
"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."
Tags:baby boomer, baby boomers, cannonball, cannonballs, daredevil, daredevils, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, die, dies, dying, cause of death, causes of death, bathtub, bathtubs, tub, tubs, accident, accidents, accidental, accidental death, accidental deaths, age, ages, aging, ageing, ageing gracefully, aging gracefully, grow old, grows old, growing old, elder, elders, senior citizen, senior citizens, irresponsible, irresponsibility, fall, falls, slip and fall, slipping and falling
"Which one is the scalpel? I'm here on workfare."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, operating, o.r., o.r.s, or, ors, operating room, operating rooms, operation room, operation rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, scalpel, scalpels, social security, welfare, social safety net, workfare, employment, unemployment, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dangerous, risky, questionable, suspicious, irresponsible, modern life
Tags:smoke, smokes, smoking, smoker, smokers, ice cream, ice cream truck, ice cream trucks, market, markets, marketing, market to children, marketing to children, big tobacco, tobacco, tobacco company, tobacco companies, appeal, appeals, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, ad, ads, irresponsible, vendor, vendors, vending machine, vending machines
"But the people,Your Majesty! The people are not happy."
Tags:king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, irresponsible, irresponsibility, peasants, the peasants, insensitive, insensitivity, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, poverty divide, out of touch, drunk, drunks, drunken, drunkenness, intoxicated, intoxication, inebriated, inebriation, happy drunk, happy drunks, carefree drunk, carefree drunks
"My, Grandma, what crushing debt you have."
Tags:debt, in debt, debtor, accounting, accountant, accountants, retired, retirement, old age, the elderly, finance, financial management, money management, little red riding hood, red riding hood, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, big bad wolf, the big bad wolf, millennial, millennials, calculate, calculating, accounts book, accounts books, irresponsible, irresponsibility, immature, immaturity
"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."
Tags:university, universities, college, colleges, freshmen, freshman, sophomore, sophomores, junior, juniors, senior, seniors, first year, second year, third year, fourth year, courtroom, courthouse, court, bill, bills, politics, political, government, governments, politician, politicians, fresher, freshers, congress, congressmen, congressman, frat, frats, fraternity, frat house, immature, immaturity, party animal, party animals, irresponsible, never grow up, young forever
"I can catch-you can't throw."
Tags:doctor, doctors, medical doctor, medical doctors, m.d.s, md, mds, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, heart surgery, operating room, operating table, throw and catch, ball games, high stakes, vital organs, organ transplant, organ transplants, black humour, ball game, irresponsible, throwing, malpractice, mal-practice, dying, operating theater, operating theatre, immature, immaturity, immoral, immorality, thoughtless, thoughtlessness
The Fierce Urgency of Now
Tags:delay, delaying, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinator, procrastinators, lazy, laziness, promise, promises, put-off, putting-off, put off, putting off, deadline, deadlines, dead-line, dead-lines, dawdle, dawdling, irresponsible, irresponsibility, immature, immaturity, unreliable, unreliability, disorganised, unorganised, disorganisation, get up and go
"Dad's Support Group"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, bad father, bad fathers, support group, support groups, mothers support group, mothers support groups, mothers'support group, mothers' support groups, drink, drinking, drunk, drunks, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, irresponsible, irresponsibility, gender issues, gender inequality, stay at home dad, stay at home dads
"I'm Sorry, Everyone - My E-Mail Account Got Hacked Last Night By Some Alcohol"
Tags:drunk, drunken, drunkard, drinking, night of heavy drinking, heavy drinking, rough night, drunk dial, hack, hacked, hacking, hacks, irresponsible, irresponsibility, shirk, shirking, shirking the blame, blame, blamed, dodging the blame, dodged the blame, email, emails, access, accessing, internet, internets, texting, text, texts, drunk text, drunk texting, office life, offices, office living, business, businessmen, businessman, inappropriate, inappropriately, workplace, in the workplace