"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"
"What are you - some kind of justice freak?"
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"Oh, God! Here comes little Miss Perky."
Tags:perky, irritating, irritation, irritations, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, frustrate, frustrates, annoying, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, frenemy, frenemies, yap, yaps, yappy, dog, dogs, chihuahua, chihuahuas, bloodhound, bloodhounds, grump, grumps, grumpy, cheerful, cheerfulness, sunny, disposition, dispositions
"Maybe you ought to consider making love in the morning - before you have a chance to piss each other off."
Tags:marital fight, marital fights, pissing off, marriage counselors, marriage counselor, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, morning, relationships, doctors, patients, obstacles, realistic, marriage problem, marriage problems, anger, angers, angering, irritation, irritations, couples counselling, couples counseling, mankoff
"Honey, wake up! I just remembered something you did that annoyed the hell out of me!"
Tags:wake, wakes, wake up, waking up, husband, husbands, annoy, annoys, annoyance, annoyances, grievance, grievances, complaint, complaints, complaining, complain, complains, irritation, irritations, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, communication, communicate, communicates, communicating, gripe, gripes, griping, irritating, annoying habit, annoying habits, air, airs, airing, problem, problems, marriage problem, marriage problems
"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."
Tags:collectible, collectibles, tchotchke, tchotchkes, trinket, trinkets, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists, straw, straws, collector, collectors, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, slob, slobs, annoyance, annoyances, irritation, irritations, argument, arguments, spat, spats, row, rows, disagreement, disagreements, frustration, frustrations
"I find the yoga helps me to be more irritating."
Tags:yoga, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, irritation, irritations, irritating, new age, hippy dippy, incessant, lifestyle, lifestyles, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, health nut, health nuts, yoga instructor, yoga instructors, yogi, guru, gurus, exercise, exercises, exercising, stretch, stretches, stretching
"For your birthday, I've made a list of annoying tics you might want to take care of."
Tags:birthday, birthdays, happy birthday, birthday gift, birthdays gifts, birthday present, birthday presents, getting old, getting older, ageing, bad gift, bad gifts, insult, insults, tic, tics, annoying, irritating, irritation, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes
"God, I'll be glad when his genius grant runs out"
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Torture-Free C.I.A. Interrogation Tools
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"Let's get one thing straight. Your commission didn't call my commission here, my commission called your commission here."
Tags:bicker, bickers, bickering, immature, immaturity, juvenile, taunt, taunts, taunting, argue, argues, arguing, committee, committees, subcommittee, subcommittees, interrogate, interrogates, interrogation, government meeting, government meetings, politician, politicians, corrupt politician, corrupt politicians, power trip, power trips, power, annoyed, irritated, irritation, hearing, hearings
Tags:fussbudget, fussbudgets, curmudgeon, curmudgeons, crank, cranks, cranky, irritable, irritation, annoyance, annoyances, pessimist, pessimists, annoying, annoyed, misanthropist, misanthropists, misanthropy, self-loathing, public transportation, mechanical things, grievance, grievances, unhappiness, frustration, aggravation, dissatisfaction, anger
"Hey! Endangered species here, if you don't mind!"
Tags:blood sport, blood sports, hunter, hunters, trophy hunter, trophy hunters, trophy hunting, rhino, rhinos, white rhino, white rhinos, endangered, endangered species, nuisance, nuisances, pot shot, pot shots, irritating, irritation, irritations, hunting, endangered animal, endangered animals, extinct, extinction, conservation, conservationist, conservationists, animal conservation
"Thank goodness you're here. His dish is empty."
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pet, pet dog, pet dogs, gender issues, misogyny, household tasks, household chores, domestic tasks, domestic chores, dog food, dinner, dinner time, dining, animal, animals, anthropomorphism, talking animal, talking animals, marriage, cohabit, co habit, co-habit, cohabitation, co habitation, co habitation, unfair, unfairness, discrimination, discriminatory, gender discrimination, lazy, laziness, useless, uselessness, irritated, irritate, irritation, irritated wife, anthropomoric
"Quit asking if I'm O.K. If I'm ever O.K., I'll let you know."
Tags:small talk, making small talk, greeting, greetings, conversation, conversations, irritation, irritations, irritating, frustrated, frustration, frustrations, snappy, insult, insults, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes
"I've had a request. Nonetheless, here's another song."
Tags:pianist, pianists, piano player, piano players, lounge singer, lounge singers, request, requests, ignoring advice, selfish, selfishness, music, taste in music, performance, performances, live performance, live performances, piano man, piano men, crooner, crooners, aloof, set list, set lists, stop, stops, stopping, halt, halts, halting, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, irritating, irritation, irritations, heckler, hecklers, heckling, heckled, song request, song requests
Sometimes a Good Excuse to Get off the Telephone is Hard to Find
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"You should take it easy for a while, Mr. Harner. You've been infected by the virus of hate."
Tags:hate, hatred, anger, furious, curmudgeon, curmudgeons, curmudgeonly, grump, grumps, grumpy, enraged, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing, diagnosed, examination, examinations, medical exam, medical exams, irate, irritate, irritates, irritating, irritation, irritations, personality, personality type, personality types, virus, viruses
"If music be the food of love, shut up."
Tags:shakespeare, twelfth night, misquote, misquotation, misquotations, music, musician, musicians, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, irritation, irritations, guitar, guitarist, guitarists, food of love, shut up, stop, stopping, romance, romantic, seduction, seductions, seduce, seduces, seducing, unimpressed, unmoved, heathen, heathens, bothersome, nuisance, nuisances
"How dare you—in a straightjacket, no less—psychoanalyze me."
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A couple in a pedal boat have a tuba and banjo.
Profiles in Courage
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"And I'm telling you you've got the wrong pole."
Tags:telephone, telephones, phone, phones, phonecall, phonecalls, penguin, penguins, north pole, south pole, wrong number, wrong numbers, irritating, irritation, irritated, nuisance call, nuisance calls, prank call, prank calls, nuisance caller, nuisance callers, cold call, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern technologies
"I'm trying not to badger- how am I doing?"
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, badger, badgering, irritation, irritations, nag, nagging, pushy, passive aggressive, passive aggressiveness, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes