"It's not enough to write 'Megabucks' on your return, Mr. Clacton. You're supposed to tell us how many."
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tax, taxes, tax return, taxed, rebate, irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, tax collection, collection, income tax, income, form, forms, bureaucracy, rich, riches, wealth, wealthy, loaded, earning, megabucks, rich people, taxpayer, return, federal tax, state tax, local tax, form 1040"This is great! It's shaping up like it could be another huge tax writeoff for the boss."
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trump campaign, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, tax, taxes, tax return, tax returns, write off, write offs, written off, writing off, fraud, tax fraud, trump campaign, donald trump campaigns, tax cheat, tax cheats, cheat, cheats, cheating, irs, internal revenue service, accountant, accountants, personal accountant, personal accountants"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"
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socrates, audit, audits, auditing, auditor, auditors, irs, internal revenue service, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, unexamined life, examined life, unexamined lives, justification, justifications, justify, justifies, justifying, taxes, tax, tax form, tax forms, teacher, teachers, philosophy teacher, philosophy teachers"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your money."
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history, historical, rome, ancient romans, ancient rome, roman, romans, roman empire, ancient, friend, friends, countrymen, countryman, lend me your swords, lend me your money, money, tax, taxes, taxation, paying taxes, finances, politician, politicians, speech, speeches, politics, government, governments, orator, orators, political speech, political speeches, bailout, bailouts, cliche, cliches, catch phrase, catch phrases, catchphrase, catchphrases, big government, tax and spend, taxing and spending, greed, government greed, stimulus, stimulus package, bailout, bailouts, bailing out, bailed out, tax office, irs, internal revenue service"I was hoping taxes would go first."
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irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxation, money, tax office, tax offices, taxman, taxmen, death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, death and taxes, funeral, funerals, wake, wakes, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, dead"Hi. This is Ed, over at the I.R.S., just checking to see how you're feeling after your audit."
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irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxation, money, tax office, tax offices, taxman, taxmen, doing taxes, filing taxes, audit, audits, auditing, government, governments, politics, feeling, sick, sickness, ill, illness, get well soon, kind, caring, modern life"But I thought once the I.R.S. applied a penalty, that was the end of it."
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irs, the irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, regret, regrets, regretful, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens, tax, taxes, penalty, penalties, irs penalty, irs penaltiesTipping the I.R.S.
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tax, taxes, taxing, taxed, tax return, tax returns, internal revenue service, irs, i.r.s., hmrc, her majesty's revenue and customs, her majestys revenue and customs, hm revenue and customs, tax collecting, tax collector, tax man, taxman, service, tip, tips, tipping, hopeful, unhelpful, disliked, government, governments, money, monies, law, laws, return, returns, unusual, unlikely, bribe, bribes, bribery, corruption, corruptA truck saying "Fairtax Van Lines - Voting with your feet?" drives down the road.
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, moving, moving van, moving vans, moving truck, moving trucks, moving company, moving companies, removalist, removalists, mover, movers, voting, voter, voters, government, governments, politics, irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxation, money, tax plan, tax plans, campaign, campaigns, political, fair, tax break, tax breaks"This year, tax reform has radically changed the federal tables and methods for calculating witholding taxes."
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witholding, witholdings, tax, taxes, tax season, tax seasons, tax day, tax days, tax reform, tax reforms, federal taxes, audit, audits, auditor, auditors, irs, internal revenue service, calculate, calculates, calculating, calculation, calculations, law, laws, change, changes, accountant, accountants, accounting"Hello, I'm Death and Taxes...we merged."
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merger, mergers, irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxation, money, tax office, tax offices, taxman, taxmen, government, governments, politics, death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, death and taxesPlease be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.
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irs, i.r.s., tax, taxes, taxing, taxed, tax return, government, big government, jack booted, hmrc, hm revenue and customs, her majesty's revenue and customs, oppression, authoritarian, authoritarians, governments, thug, thugs, jack booted thug, libertarian, libertarians, oppressive, taxation is theft, taxation is slavery, service, threatening, threatens, threatens, politics, political, nra, national rifle association, wayne lapierreA filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.
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grant wood, tax, taxes, tax season, tax seasons, file, files, filing taxes, irs, internal revenue service, audit, audits, auditing, auditor, auditors, farm, farms, farming, couple, couples, tax season, tax seasons, middle america, midwest, midwestern, accountant, accountants, accounting, accounting firm, accounting firmsFor Timely Filing
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free gift, free gifts, tax, taxed, taxes, taxation, tax band, tax bands, irs, internal revenue service, merch, merchandise, merchandising, merchandises, gifts, gift, freebie, freebies, commiseration, commiseration prize, reward, rewards, free reward, reward scheme, rewards scheme, incentive, incentives, incentive scheme, incentive schemes, bag, tote, tote bag, keychain, key chain, key ring, mug, mugs, cup, cups, sales, salesmen"The folks at the Internal Revenue Service cordially invite you to join them in looking over a four-leaf clover that you overlooked before."
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letter, letters, post, mail, irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxation, money, tax office, tax offices, taxman, taxmen, doing taxes, filing taxes, government, governments, politics, audit, audits, auditing, luck, lucky, four-leaf clover, four-leaf clovers, lucky charm, lucky charms, superstition, superstitious"Hi, Mr. Tepper. This is the I.R.S. Say, back in April, when you paid your tax, we had no idea of the sort of bills Uncle Sam would be running up, and-well, the long and the short of it is that we have to soak you again."
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irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxation, money, tax office, tax offices, taxman, taxmen, doing taxes, filing taxes, government, governments, politics, bill, bills, uncle sam, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, budget, budgets, national budget, over budget, in the red, overspending, again, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence"This guy makes big money, but every penny goes to support his opulent life style. Let's give him a break."
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irs, inland revenue services, internal revenue services, i.r.s., opulent lifestyle, opulent lifestyles, opulence, businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, fat cat, fat cats, wealth, fortune, fortunes, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant lifestyles, tax break, tax breaks, 1 percent, one percent, 1%, one percenter, one percenters, 1 percenter, 1 percenters, economic inequality, wealth inequalityC.S.I.R.S.
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crime show, crime shows, crime scene, crime scenes, investigator, investigators, investigation, investigations, investigating, cop show, cop shows, cop drama, cop dramas, irs, internal revenue service, tax collector, tax collectors, tax collection, audit, audits, auditing, auditor, auditors, investigator, investigators, income tax, income taxes, tax season, tax seasons, procedural, procedurals"If it's the I.R.S., tell them: Not a penny! Not a centime! Not a sou!"
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irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxation, money, tax office, tax offices, taxman, taxmen, doing taxes, filing taxes, audit, audits, auditing, government, governments, politics, science, experiment, experiments, scientist, scientists, mad, evil, crazy, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, literature, book, books, novel, novels, frankenstein, the modern prometheus, mary shelley, dead, corpse, corpses, dead body, dead bodies, zombie, zombies, penny, pennies, coin, coins, currency, sou, centime, france, french, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, answeringNew Improved I.R.S.
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politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, irs, internal revenue service, treasury, department of treasury, tax, taxes, balloon, balloons, advertising, advertisement, advertise, advertisements, ad, ads, marketing, business, businesses, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, new, improved, refurbished, renovated"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."
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robin hood, literature, myth, myths, legends, legend, rich, poor, wealthy, wealth, money, declare, declaring, declaration, declarations, deduct, deduction, deductions, thief, thieves, stealing, rob, robber, robbers, robbing, irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxation, tax office, tax offices, taxman, taxmen, doing taxes, filing taxes, government, governments, politics, accountant, accountants, accounting, tax law, tax lawyer, tax lawyers, tax attorney, tax attorneys