"We've voted you off the island."
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Island of Lost Guys.
Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.
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Grim Reaper on a desert island
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"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."
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"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."
"Of course I'm glad. It's just that I had a bad experience with a boat once."
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The World's First Condominium Complex Built on Landfill Created From Shredded Documents
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"I'm sorry--I meant to say 'island paradise,' not 'soft target'"
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The Manhattan Triangle
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Desert Island Game
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"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"
"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."
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"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."
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"There are worse places to get shipwrecked."
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Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach
"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."
"Welcome to St. Croix! And if you forgot anything the stern is still docked in St. Thomas."
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"Another desert island cartoon clipping from my uncle."
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Caribbean Airport Security
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"Are you familiar with the poetry of John Donne?"
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A man sits on a desert island made from the top of a carrot; the island is being circled by rabbits whose ears stick out of the water.
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"I'd rather drown."
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"Do we want a time-share on Two-Tree Island?"