'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'
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restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, pasta, fettuccine, order, orders, ordering, pos system, pos systems, point of sale, system, systems, system failure, problem, problems, computer, computers, issue, issues, cooking, serving, kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, failure, failures, modern life, restaurant problems, restaurant issues, technology"I'm not trying to change you—I'm trying to enhance you."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, issues, problems, marriage, marriage issues, marriage problems, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, change, enhance, improve, fight, fights, argument, arguments, restaurant, restaurants, stereotype, stereotype, men, women, male, dating"It may surprise you to know that, contrary to your experience, you're actually very happily married."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counselor, counselors, counseling, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counselling, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counseling, therapist, therapists, therapy, couple, couples, happily married, married couple, married couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, divorce, divorced, split, splitting, separation, separating, issues, issue, problem, problems, surprise, experience, experiences"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"
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therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, session, sessions, mental health, davy crockett, song, songs, ballad, ballads, theme song, theme songs, music, lyrics, tennessee, coonskin hat, coonskin hats, frontiersman, frontiersmen, folk hero, folk heros, childhood, problems, issuesNational Everything Awareness Day
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fear, awareness, events, problems, issues, current, overwhelm, overwhelmed, overwhelming, information, awareness day, awareness days, social problem, social problems, medical problem, medical problems, political crisis, political crises, awareness campaign, awareness campaigns, awareness event, awareness events"Most opera plots could be averted by some decent therapy."
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opera, operas, musical drama, musical theatre, musical theater, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, mental state, mental illness, issues, plotline, plotlines, plot-line, plot-lines, opera fan, opera fans"He's been in a marvellous mood ever since he learned one out of every hundred and fifty Americans is in jail."
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cheer up, cheers up, cheering up, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, prison population, prison populations, overcrowded, overcrowding, american, americans, american prison, american prisons, justice system, american justice systems, smug, smugness, white collar crime, white collar criminal, ceo, chief executive, chief executives, ceos, political, politicians, politician, scandal, scandals, jailed, jailing, jailer, jailers, tough on crime, hard on crime, issue, issues, crime bill, crime bills, proud, pride, three strikes, three strikes law, three strikes laws"Wow! Wait'll I tell Dr. Feldman about this dream!"
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psychology, jungian, jung, jungian psychology, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatric, psyche, problem, problems, parent, parents, parenting, parental, regression, regress, regressing, dream, dreaming, meaning, meanings, implication, mother, mothers, father, fathers, issue, issues, mommy issues, daddy issues, middle age, middle aged, mental, mind, doctor, doctors, therapy, therapist, therapists, familyParty Favors
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party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, guest, guests, sign, signs, warning, warnings, advisory, advisories, label, labels, personality, personalities, problem, problems, issue, issues, dishonesty, dishonest, liar, liars, chatty, satanist, satanists, clingy, party favor, party favors, party favour, party favours, character flaw, character flaws, psychology"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"
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student, students, high school, secondary school, high schoolers, high schools, school, schools, school days, debate, debate team, debates, internal, internal conflict, mental, mental conflict, mental debate, mental health, mental illness, conflicted, mental illnesses, word play, play on words, youth, teenager, teen, teens, education, educational, blunder years, inner debate, depression, anxiety, anxious, light, light humor, light humour, worry, worried, worrying, worries, fret, frets, fretting, concern, concerned, concerns, concerning, issue, issues, kid, kids, child, children, young adults"I can't find that much hair in a drain and not see stress issues."
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hair, drain, drains, clean, cleaning, cleans, stress, stressful, stresses, plumbing, plumbs, plumbers, issue, issues, hairs, psychological, psychology, stress issues, drainage, draining, hair falling out, falling out, clog, clogging, clogs"The January issue comes out in October, the April issue comes out in January, the July issue comes out in April, and October issue comes out in July, but I don't have any of them."
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modern world, modern-world, modern life, modern-life, issue, issues, magazine, magazines, zines, zine, newspaper, newspapers, time, timing, times, nonsensical, stupid, illogical, news papers, news paper, paper, papers, periodicals, prepare, prepared, preparing, prepared, newstand, news stand, newsstand, selling, sales, sold, pointless, disappointed, disappointment75 Years: The Commemorative Issues
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issue, issues, stamp, stamps, day-to-day, day to day, commemorate, commemorating, commemorates, collection, collecting, collected, collects, timeline, timelines, development, developing, growing old, older, old, urban"Then, gentlemen, it is the consensus of this meeting that we say nothing, do nothing, and hope it all blows over before our next meeting."
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office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, boss, bosses, management, manager, managers, lazy, corporate, corporation, politics, boardroom, boardrooms, meeting, meetings, incompetents, incompetent, incompetence, do nothing, avoiding the problem, avoiding the issue, issue, issues, problem, problems"O.K., now—on three, I'm going to toss a second job in there!"
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woman, women, working woman, working women, career woman, career women, businesswoman, businesswomen, working mother, working mothers, working mom, working moms, working mum, working mums, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, child rearing, raising kids, raising children, job, jobs, second job, twojobs, work, career, careers, employment, business, juggling, juggler, jugglers, balance, balancing, work-life balance, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, difficult, problem, problems, issue, issues, modern woman, modern women, modern life"I do want to solve all my problems, but I'll wait till it comes out in soft cover."
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woman, women, problem, problems, issue, issues, book, books, book store, bookstore, book stores, bookstores, library, paperback, hard cover, soft cover, best seller, best-seller, best sellers, best-sellers, self-help, self-help book, self-help books, writer, writers, writing, write, author, authors, literary, literacy, literature, book, books, novel, novels, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, bored, boredom, boring, money, rich, wealth, wealthy, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, rural, countryside, country, urban, city, cities, problem, problems, issue, issues, homeownership, homeowner, homeowners, owning a home, owning a house, fixer-upper, fixer uppers, run-down, old, renovation, renovations, renovating, house flipping, house flipper, house flippers, home, homes, house, houses, hobby, hobbies, leisure"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."
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cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, cat lady, cat woman, crazy cat lady, simple, sleeping cat, sleeping cats, grass is always greener, life of cats, pet, pets, domestic cat, domestic, indoor cat, indoor cats, inside cat, inside cats, lap cat, lap cats, election, elections, party, parties, party politics, issue, issues, point, points, key points, priorities, appeal, cat ladies, crazy cat ladies, cat person, cat people"If I had known I was going to meet somebody like you, I would have lost some weight, gotten some hair plugs, and made more money."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, single, singles, forever alone, bachelor, bachelors, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, meet, meeting, flirtation, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, lost weight, diet, diets, exercise, fitness, hair, hair plug, hair plugs, money, job, jobs, career, careers, work, businessman, businessmen, middle-age, middle age, middle-aged, middle aged, introduction, introductions, flaw, flaws, problem, problems, issue, issues, not good enough, self-improvement, self-confidence, self-esteem"If I had known I was going to meet somebody like you, I would have lost some weight, gotten some hair plugs, and made more money."
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