"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "
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"Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you direct me to the information superhighway?"
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"That's Bill, from tech support."
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"I do tech support for the cloud."
"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes and used in a hilarious mix for our annual office party."
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"What happens if you hit escape?"
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"Please—no technology questions!"
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"You fix it by buying a new one."
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"Oops - I think I hit 'enter.'"
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"Have you tried turning it off and throwing it out the window?"
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"Lassie, get tech support."
"No, the computers are up. We're down."
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"Go into Settings, Privacy, Activity Controls, Web Activity, Manage Activity, and deselect Giant Snake."
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