"It's nice, but I never smile like that. I smile like this."
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smile, smiling, mona lisa, monalisa, monna lisa, portrait, painting, portraits, paint, paints, italian renaissance, renaissance, italian, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, leonardo, louvre, contrast, contrasting, unrealistic, art, artist, artists, oil painting, lisa gherardini, florence, italy, italian, italians, grin, grinning, history, historical, duchy of florence, italyPizza By The Slice
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pizza, pizzas, visual gag, visual joke, sight gag, sight joke, pizza by the slice, slice, sliced, frugal, frugality, individual, save money, money saver, money saving, italian cuisine, italian food, italian, pizzeria, streetfood, street food, street foods, toss, tossing, chef, chefs, cookery, cooking, cooks, cook, dough toss, dough tossing, tossed"I told you not to order the Zamboni."
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ice, ice cleaner, ice resurfacer, ice skating, ice skate, ice rink, ice hockey, ice hockey rink, hockey, italian, food, foods, restaurant, restaurants, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, couple, couples, bad idea, word play, play on words, accident, misspoke, control freak, control freaks, nag, nagging"Who ordered the megatelli?"
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pasta, pastas, tagliatelle, megatelli, restaurant, oversized, large, big, huge, italian, restaurants, italian restaurants, order, orders, menu, menus, mega, dining, eating, eat, filling, full, italy, miscommunication, explanation, surprise, surprising, shock, shocks, surprises, misunderstanding, misunderstoodEvery Hour in the Untited States, People Eat Three Acres of Pizza.
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pizza, pizzas, challenge, challenges, overcome, improvise, adapt, adapting, obese, obesity, obesity epidemic, weight, weight loss, losing weight, lose weight, overweight, food, foodie, food blog, food blogger, food bloggers, food lover, food lovers, pizza lover, pizza lovers, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, america, americans, american, impossible task, impossible tasks, junk, junk food, italian, italian food, region, regional, pop culture reference, pop culture"I've got everything you've got and more - I just don't feel the need to tell the whole effin world about it"
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private, privacy, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, pizza, pizza lover, pizzas, calzone, calzones, pasty, pasties, pastries, pastry, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, food blogger, food blogger, italian, italian food, hand food, street, street food"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."
Mediterranean Martini
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foodie, foodies, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, mediterranean diet, mediterranean, mediterranean cuisine, olive, olives, italy, italian, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogs, food blogger, food bloggers, visual gag, spoof, spoofed, drink, drinking, drinker, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholic drink, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktail stick, cocktail sticks, stick, sticks, martini glass, martini glasses"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."
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restaurant, waiter, waiters, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogs, food blogger, food bloggers, eating out, out to eat, couple, couples, diet, dieting, diets, lose, lose weight, overweight, over weight, binge, binging, carb, carbs, pasta, pasta lover, italian food, italian, italian cuisine, portion, portions, portion size, portion sizes, omad, if, intermittent fasting, calories, calorie, cico, calorie counting, calories in calories out, good food, dinner, dinner party, dinner parties"But, first, my impression of Mussolini."
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mussolini, impression, impressions, impressionist, impressionists, doing impressions, serenade, serenading, court, courting, courtship, courtships, italy, italian, italians, balcony, balcony scene, balcony scene, romance, romantic, romantics, love, benito mussolini, politician, politicians, fascist, fascists, fascism, pnf, nation fascist party, partito nazionale fascista, dictator, dictators, interrupt, interrupted, interruption, unromantic, kill the mood, killing the mood, ruin the mood, ruining the moodFenton School of Languages: French, Spanish, German, Italian, Creamy Italian.
FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY
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shoe, shoes, footwear, fashion, style, art, design, designs, unique, original, inspired, designer, designers, fashion statement, word play, wordplay, typewriter, typewriters, camera, cameras, wine, statue, statues, david, michelangelo, snowman, snowmen, whale, whales, tomato, tomatoes, salsa, italian, italy, in fashion, in style, avant-garde, trend, trends, trendy, modern, shape, shapesA bat unsuccessfully tosses pizza dough.
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bat, bats, pizza, pizzas, pizza parlor, pizza parlors, pizzeria, pizzerias, upside-down, inverted, invert, inverts, dough, bake, bakes, baking, baker, bakers, bread, breads, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, gravity, physics, roost, roosts, roosting, italian, italian food, italian foods, biology, biologist, biologists, design flaw, design flaws, unforeseen consequence, unforeseen consequencesMILAN CHAIR HARVEST
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furniture, chair, chairs, design, designs, art, designer, designers, milan, italy, italian, harvest, harvests, avant-garde, modern, trend, trends, trendy, fashion, style, in style, in fashion, electric, bread, thermometer, thermometers, cannoli, breakfast, penne, pasta, fork, wing, love seat, love seats, sectional, sectionals, lounge chair, lounge chairs, shape, shapes, word play, wordplay, inspired, unique, originalItaly in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."
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fashion, fashions, style, styles, stylish, fashionable, fashionista, fashionistas, trend, trends, trendy, women, woman, lady, ladies, women's clothing, women's fashion, ladies fashion, ladies clothing, clothes, clothing, leather, tour, tours, italy, italian, travel, traveling, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, shoppingA gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.
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gondolier, gondoliers, venice, beach, beaches, float, floats, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, gondola, gondola, venetian, venetians, boat, boats, venetian boatman, venetian boatmen, rowing, rower, rowers, canal, canals, inner tube, inner tubes, flotation device, flotation devices, italy, italian, italians"The town has no history, Signore. It was built from scratch three years ago, entirely for the tourist trade."
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italy, italian, italians, tourism, tourist, tourists, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, landmark, landmarks, sightseeing, history, historical, modern, tourist trap, tourist traps, tourist trade, tourism industry, fake, false, fraudulent, pretend, artificial, trick, tricks, greed, greedyTuscan Fare Of The Moment
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vend, vending, vending machine, vends, machine, machines, change, dollar, dollars, ad, advert, adverts, advertising, advertise, advertisements, advertised, market, markets, marketing, dine, dining, fine dining, corporate, brand, branding, branded, consumer, consumerism, consumerist, office, offices, office life, international, international food, world food, world foods, tuscan, tuscany, pasta, pastas, bread, gourmet, gourmet food, italy, italian, italian food, italian dish, dish, dishes, dineNow Playing at the Europlex
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european film, european films, american film, american films, blockbuster, blockbusters, arthouse film, arthouse films, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, pretensions, cinema, world cinema, foreign cinema, inferiority complex, inferiority complexes, small movie, small movies, american, americans, french, italian, foreign film, foreign films, foreign-language film, foreign-language films, critic, critics, critique, critiques, critiquing"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."
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dinner and a movie, dinner date, dinner dates, bad food, italian food, date, dates, dating, bad date, bad dates, disappoint, disappoints, disappointing, disappointment, disappointments, italian, eat out, eats out, eating out, standard, unexciting, bore, bores, boring, unexceptional, unremarkable, letdown, letdowns"One slice—hold the bread."
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pizza, pizzas, pizza place, pizza parlor, pizza parlour, parlor, parlour, italian, italians, gluten free, gluten-free, low carb, low-carb, keto, ketogenic, ketosis, diet, diets, crash diet, crash diets, dieting, dietting, weight, weigh, weight loss, lose weight, losing weight, fitness, fit, health, women, woman, body conscious, haes, health at every size, calorie, calories, cico, calories in calories out, carb, carbs, carbohydrate, carbohydrates"I found the old format much more exciting."
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debate, debates, debating, debated, lion, lions, people, person, man, men, italy, coliseum, arena, podium, podiums, animal, animals, fight, fights, wild, wild animal, wild animals, history, historic, historian, historians, ancient, meeting, meetings, violence, violent, gladiator, gladiators, rome, roman, italian, entertainment, animal rights