"It's nice, but I never smile like that. I smile like this."
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"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"
Pizza By The Slice
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"I told you not to order the Zamboni."
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"Who ordered the megatelli?"
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Every Hour in the Untited States, People Eat Three Acres of Pizza.
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"I've got everything you've got and more - I just don't feel the need to tell the whole effin world about it"
"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."
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"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."
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"I think Italian is spoken in Heaven and Dutch is spoken in Hell."
"But, first, my impression of Mussolini."
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Fenton School of Languages: French, Spanish, German, Italian, Creamy Italian.
FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY
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A bat unsuccessfully tosses pizza dough.
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"Well, we're alfresco. Now what?"
MILAN CHAIR HARVEST
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Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."
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A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.
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"The town has no history, Signore. It was built from scratch three years ago, entirely for the tourist trade."
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Tuscan Fare Of The Moment
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Now Playing at the Europlex
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"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."
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"One slice—hold the bread."
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"I found the old format much more exciting."
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