"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"
Pizza By The Slice
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Every Hour in the Untited States, People Eat Three Acres of Pizza.
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"I've got everything you've got and more - I just don't feel the need to tell the whole effin world about it"
"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."
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"We must be in the Italian Alps."
Pasta of the Eighties
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A bat unsuccessfully tosses pizza dough.
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"Throw in some marinara sauce and you've got a deal."
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The Blessing of the Pasta at Trattoria Del Vaticano
Tuscan Fare Of The Moment
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"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."
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"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."
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"Fresh pepper spray?"
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"Fire department, I guess—point is I made too much pasta."
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