Jail Cartoons

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

"I'm just here for the dental."

Woman in prison's visitation room, screaming at prisoner who is reading a newspaper

A prisoner in a jail cell reads on his bunk while his pet bird peers out of its prison-like cage beside him.

"I had a pretty sleazy lawyer, but evidently not sleazy enough."

"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."

"What a couple of clucks we are. Here's another mistake right up here."

"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

"And then one day I decided that not taking risks was the greatest risk of all."

"This is the worst witness-protection program I've ever been in."

"You're going to do time, but I'm trying to get it in dog years."

"Eddie is under house arrest."

"I see you've done time, so working in a cubicle shouldn't be a problem."

"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."

"My client is completely rehabilitated, Your Honor, in a grabass sort of way."

"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

"It's interesting -- with each conviction I learn a little more about myself."

"How come you never want to spend time with my friends during our conjugal visits?"

"As it happened, my work as an accountant transcended the genre."

"Not so fast. I got life PLUS seventy-five years."

"You'll need to find another attorney. I'm going to prison."

"They're going to make it tough for you around here when they find out you used to be a cop."

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

Tree Prison