"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"
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prison, prisons, dental, insurance, insure, insured, health, dentist, dentists, health insurance, health-insurance, health plan, health-plan, healthcare, health-care, health care, jail, benefit, benefits, jail, jails, logical, law, laws, criminal, criminals, jailbird, jailbirds, treatment, treatments, universal healthcareWoman in prison's visitation room, screaming at prisoner who is reading a newspaper
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prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, convict, convicts, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, escape plan, escape plans, escape, escapes, escaping, secretary, secretaries, dungeon, dungeons, pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, businessmen, businessman"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."
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banks, loans, lending, debt, debtors’ prison, debtors prison, debtors' prisons, debtors prisons, default, mortgage, financial crisis, economy, money, recession, prison, jail, phone calls, executives, default, bankrupt, credit default swap, credit default swaps, lend, lends, lending, loan, loans, loaning, mankoff"And then one day I decided that not taking risks was the greatest risk of all."
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risk, risks, risk-taking, risk-taker, risk-takers, taking risks, take a risk, go-getter, go-getters, seize the day, carpe diem, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jailed, jail cell, jail cells, cell, cells, inmate, inmates"This is the worst witness-protection program I've ever been in."
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, arrest, arrests, arrested, police car, police cars, police cruiser, police cruisers, lockup, lockups, jail, jails, prison, prisons, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, felon, felons, bad guy, bad guys, laptop, laptops, computer, computers, video, videos, internet, online, internet video, internet videos, streaming, viral video, viral videos, hilarious, funny, sharing, social networking, social network, social networks, social media, incompetent, incompetents, the power of the internet, technology, modern life, law, justice"My client is completely rehabilitated, Your Honor, in a grabass sort of way."
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Tree Prison
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