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"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"
"This next song is for everyone who has ever been incarcerated."
"I had a pretty sleazy lawyer, but evidently not sleazy enough."
"If the jury had been sequestered in a nicer hotel, this would probably never have happened."
"How do I get an outside line?"
"I sentence you to five years in prison. For your information, that's fifteen thousand billable hours."
"Can I put you on hold? I have another call."
"Give him a chance, I say. I mean what the hell is a hundred days?"
"Now, this over here, this is why you're going to have to go to jail."
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"Six years in Rahway state prison does not make me from New Jersey."
"Now that the kids are in jail, maybe we can take the vacation we always wanted."
"Serving three sentences concurrently gives one a real sense of accomplishment."
"Sorry I'm late, I had to do jail time."