"And then one day I decided that not taking risks was the greatest risk of all."
"You're going to do time, but I'm trying to get it in dog years."
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"He's been in a marvellous mood ever since he learned one out of every hundred and fifty Americans is in jail."
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"Everybody thinks I'm in rehab."
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"Can I get that to go?"
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"We're the blue dot. We want to be at the red dot. Instead, we're in prison."
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"I wish you'd get into the spirit of this thing, Brewster!"
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"I'm his biological lawyer."
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"It's Amnesty International. They want to see the people we're holding."
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Muffin having visitation with another muffin in a bakery display case
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"You can't blame everything on being home-schooled by bank robbers."
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"Mostly I miss the freedom from incarceration."
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"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."
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"I'm shopping my prison video around, but apparently if you don't shiv another inmate or become someone's bitch nobody's interested."
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"This wouldn't be so bad if they'd pipe in some jazz."
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"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"
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"Don't let my parents get to you—they hate everyone I bring home."
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Prison Reading Material
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"They're doing inspections-get the throw pillows in order."
Tags:interior, interiors, decor, decorate, decorating, decoration, decorations, interior design, interior designs, design, designer, furnish, furnishing, furniture, furnished, fashion, fashions, fashionable, 80s, eighties, jail, jailed, prison, prisons, inspect, inspections, pretty, criminals, criminal, cell, cells, jail cell, home comforts, comfort, comforts
“I’d lose the dress.”
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"As Seen on "Cops""
"For what it's worth, I pardon you, Marvin."
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"White Collar Prison"
A man and horse touch hands during a prison phone call.