"He's been in a marvellous mood ever since he learned one out of every hundred and fifty Americans is in jail."
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"O.K. That covers the last meal. Now, which would you prefer, hanging, electrocution, or lethal injection?"
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"Finish your breakfast, honey, and then we'll go drop Daddy off at jail."
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"Can I get that to go?"
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"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."
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"The community refused my services."
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"I'm shopping my prison video around, but apparently if you don't shiv another inmate or become someone's bitch nobody's interested."
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"As Seen on "Cops""
"Remember when they couldn't do this sort of thing to you?"
"Serving three sentences concurrently gives one a real sense of accomplishment."
"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."
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"You are entitled to one call, one fax, or one E-mail."
Private Sector Jails
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