Jails Cartoons

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

"I'm just here for the dental."

Woman in prison's visitation room, screaming at prisoner who is reading a newspaper

A prisoner in a jail cell reads on his bunk while his pet bird peers out of its prison-like cage beside him.

"I had a pretty sleazy lawyer, but evidently not sleazy enough."

"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."

"What a couple of clucks we are. Here's another mistake right up here."

"This is the worst witness-protection program I've ever been in."

"Eddie is under house arrest."

"I see you've done time, so working in a cubicle shouldn't be a problem."

"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."

"My client is completely rehabilitated, Your Honor, in a grabass sort of way."

"It's interesting -- with each conviction I learn a little more about myself."

"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

"How come you never want to spend time with my friends during our conjugal visits?"

"As it happened, my work as an accountant transcended the genre."

"Not so fast. I got life PLUS seventy-five years."

"They're going to make it tough for you around here when they find out you used to be a cop."

Tree Prison

"How do I get an outside line?"

"I sentence you to five years in prison. For your information, that's fifteen thousand billable hours."

"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"

"O.K. That covers the last meal. Now, which would you prefer, hanging, electrocution, or lethal injection?"

Bunk Bed Prisoners

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."