"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"
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dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pet owner, pet owners, dog walking, dog walk, dog walker, dog walkers, tree, trees, pavement, pavements, sidewalk, sidewalks, city, cities, urban, urban life, fence, fences, jail, jails, in jail, prison, prisons, in prison, dog wee, dog weeing, dog peeing, dog urine, dog urinating, tree support, tree supports, street tree, street trees, the street tree project"I sentence you to five years in prison. For your information, that's fifteen thousand billable hours."
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broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, white collar crime, white collar crimes, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, stock broker, stock brokers, financial crime, financial crimes, investor, investors, investment, investments, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, broker, brokers"O.K. That covers the last meal. Now, which would you prefer, hanging, electrocution, or lethal injection?"
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