Fun City Update
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"The Toast Whisperer"
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"Kids in college? Well, won't it be nice to have them home?"
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"Try honking again."
Tags:jam, jams, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, rush hour, freeway, highway, motorway, commute, commutes, morning commute, morning commutes, carpool, carpools, carpooling, useless, fruitless, honk, honks, honking, beep, horn, horns, car, cars, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, workday, workdays, work day, work days, solution, solutions, problem, problems, problem solver, problem solvers, problem solving, lost cause, lost causes, road rage
"In case you're interested, I'll be in the basement preserving resentments for the winter."
Tags:winter, wintertime, winter-time, winter time, winters, married life, married couple, married couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, preserve, preserves, jam, jams, marmalade, marmalades, resentment, resentments, winter preparation, winter preparations, marital problem, marital problems, squabble, squabbling, squabbles, ammunition
Lanes Closed for Spite
Tags:christie, chris christie, lane closure, lane closures, diversion, diversions, highway, highways, freeway, freeways, motorway, motorways, clsoure, closures, close, closed, construction, construction work, road repair, road repairs, useless, useless repair, useless repairs, spite, spiteful, spitefulness, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, jam, jams, parking lot, parking lots, schadenfreude, revenge, vengeance
"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, young, age, ages, youth, kid, kids, child, children, boy, boys, child labor, child labour, working children, adults, food, meal, meals, peanut butter, jelly, jam, peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches, peanut butter and jelly sandwich, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, glass of milk, milk, chilled, sandwich, sandwiches, lunch, lunches, recommend, recommendation, recommendations, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, taste, children's tastes, kids' tastes, taste in food, picky, fussy, strange taste