"Let's not panic till we know whether it's coming in or going out."
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A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".
Tags:janitor, janitors, custodian, custodians, cleaner, cleaners, caretaker, caretakers, cleaning, grape, grapes, wine, wines, beaujolais, affordable, cheap, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, bronx, mop, mops, mopping, winemaking, winemaker, winemakers, vintner, vintners, winery, wineries, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs
"My mother doesn't understand me."
Tags:cleaning lady, cleaning ladies, janitor, janitors, janitorial staff, janitorial lady, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychoanalysis, psychoanalyst, shrink, shrinks, mental health, childhood trauma, childhood traumas, mother issue, mother issues, mummy issue, mummy issues, sympathetic ear, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, exec, execs, executive, executives, good listeners
"Don't ask questions, Morton, just get this mess out of here."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, boss, bosses, employer, employers, employee, employees, custodian, custodians, janitor, janitors, clean, cleaner, cleaners, clean up, clean ups, monument, monuments, statues, statue, sculpture, sculptures, broken, broke, accident, accidents, destroy, destroyed
"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."
"I told you coming to your ex-wife's wedding was a mistake."
Tags:ex-wife, ex-wives, grudge, grudges, grudge holding, grudge holder, grudge holders, wedding, weddings, emotional baggage, messy divorce, bad divorce, divorce, divorces, ex-husband, janitor, janitors, cupboard, cupboards, cleaning, cleaners', cleaners, bitterness, revenge, vengeance, vengeful, bitterness, bitter, resentment, resentments, marital breakdown, marriage breakdown
Janitor sitting behind a table in a bookstore with a sign reading: "Meet the janitor 2 a.m."
Tags:janitor, janitor, cleaning staff, cleaner, cleaners, custodian, custodians, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, book, books, literature, writer, writers, author, authors, book signing, book signings, meet the author, meet the writer, event, events, mop, mops, bucket, buckets, pail, pails, tool, tools, relaxing, resting, word play, wordplay
"Hold it right there, young man. You're not leaving me with this mess to clean up all by myself."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, verdict, verdicts, innocent, not guilty, client, clients, defendant, defendants, defense, defence, party, parties, celebration, celebrations, mess, janitor, janitors, custodian, custodians, cleaner, cleaners
"When a relationship needs mainenance, it would be great if you could just call a super."
Tags:super, supers, supervisor, supervisors, janitor, janitors, building maintenance, building super, building supers, building supervisor, building supervisors, relationship advice, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, married life, married couple, marital problem, marital problems, marital therapist, marital therapists, marital therapy, marriage therapy, marriage therapist, marriage therapists
"We can't tell yet if it's a malfunction or a dysfunction."
"As you know, all of our rooms have unique themes. Yours is Last Night's Guests."
Tags:hotel, hotels, overnight, over night, lay over, last night, last night's, guest, guests, clean, cleanliness, cleaning, cleaner, cleans, cleaners, room service, hotel room, housekeeping, house keeping, house-keeping, turn down, turn down service, janitor, janitors, maid, maids, housekeeper, house-keeper, house keeper, room attendant, attendant, attendants, room attendants, dirt, grimy, messy, motel, motels, roadside, road side, road-side, travel, travelling, road trip, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
"Excuse me, do you really have to do that right now???"
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, janitor, janitors, custodian, custodians, vacuum, vacuums, vacuuming, noisy, disturbed, disturbing, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, class, classes, classroom, classrooms, class time, lesson, lessons, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, indifferent, uncaring, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school
"Oh, yeah, tough guy? Well, maybe this is the night I mop up the ﬂoor with you."
"He's gone home for the night. Is it squeegee-related?"
Tags:janitor, janitors, custodian, custodians, cleaner, cleaners, office, offices, office life, clean, cleaning, window, windows, squee-gee, squeegee, work, worker, workers, job, jobs, phone, phones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone, telephones, telephone call, telephone calls, answering the phone, office building, office buildings, gone home, service, customer service, helpful
"Louis, this company is in a fight for it's life. Throw out all the cute things on my desk."
"Your kid throws up a lot."
Tags:janitor, janitors, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher conferences, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, status, status report, status reports, janitorial, mess, messes, messy, throw up, throws up, throwing up, vomit, vomits, vomiting, tender stomach, tender stomachs, nausea, nauseous, puke, pukes, puking
A confused-looking cleaner at a bank sweeps up bills from the floor.
Tags:bank, banks, banking, teller, tellers, bank teller, bank tellers, cashier, cashiers, janitor, janitors, custodian, custodians, caretaker, caretakers, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, sweeping, money, finances, cash, bills, loose change, messy, lost, income inequality, income disparity, the one percent, the 1%, rich, wealthy, affluent, well-off, poor, poverty
"It's certainly high time you got around to fixing that lock, Straus!"
Tags:lock, locks, bathroom, bathrooms, bathroom stall, bathroom stalls, door lock, door locks, broken, busted, toilet, toilets, toilet cubicle, toilet cubicles, stall, stalls, repair, repairs, repairman, repairmen, delay, delays, delayed repairs, deferred maintenance, fix, fixes, fixing, wait, waits, long wait, long waits, neglect, neglected, janitor, janitors, maintenance man, maintenance men, building maintenance
Tags:janitors, janitor, cleaner, cleaner, furnace, furnaces, christmas, christmas time, christmas stocking, christmas stockings, santa, santa claus, father christmas, christmas gifts, stocking gifts, stocking filler, stocking gift, stocking filler, waiting for santa, christmas holiday, janitor's room, janitors room, janitor's closet, janitors closet, festive, festivities, decoration, decorations, hopeful, false hope, false hopes, unrealistic
"Should we have to evacuate the building, let's not forget him."
Tags:evacuate, evacuates, evacuating, forget, forgets, forgetting, basement, basements, basement dweller, basement dwellers, basement dwelling, forgettable, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, hierarchy, hierarchies, lowest on the totem pole, forgotten man, forgotten men, worker, workers, office drone, office drones, neglect, neglected, janitor, janitors, broom closet, broom closets, health and safety
Caution: Wet Floor
Tags:iron maiden, torture chambers, cleaning, clean up service, clean up services, cleans up, cleaning up, wet floor, wet floors, tortured, tortures, sign, signs, signage, signages, caution, the rack, janitor, janitors, clean up crew, hygiene, hygienic, medieval torture device, medieval torture devices
"I sided with the president on his tax cuts, but all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
Having Sex. . .