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"I never watched him at eleven-thirty-five and I didn't watch him at ten, and now, once again, I won't be watching him at eleven-thirty-five."
"Go back to bed or we'll make you watch Jay Leno."
"You won't find Miss Miriam Hirschman an easy nut to crack, Mr. Leno."
Items From the Jay Leno Fan Club
"Dump Leno and get Perot."