"Og discovered fire, and Thorak invented the wheel. There's nothing left for us."
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King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"
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"If I were a car, you could find the words."
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"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."
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"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."
"I only sniffed his ass to be polite."
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"What riles me is that he got a genius grant and I didn't."
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"Iron Man—why didn't I think of that?"
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"You had more money than God. That's a big no-no."
"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."
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A woman has an "A+" scarlet letter.
"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."
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"My boyfriend is the son my parents always wanted."
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"I hope you kept the box it came in."
"I hear his allowance is in the two figures."
"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"
"I'm having a pajama day."
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"She thinks she's so great cause she has real celiac disease."
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"What can I say? He makes me laugh."
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On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy
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"You realize, of course, that this means war."
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"You make me want to be a better person than you."
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"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."
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"I'm sorry, but Pauline's sleeping now. With me! And she's mine—all mine! You hapless 3 A.M. ex!"
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"Not tonight, hon — I had a yogasm in class."