"What riles me is that he got a genius grant and I didn't."
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"I'm sorry, but Pauline's sleeping now. With me! And she's mine—all mine! You hapless 3 A.M. ex!"
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How To Be Your Own Best Friend
"Meet Carla, honey - our new roommate."
"I envy you - I wish I were close enough to my family to be estranged."
"How the mighty have fallen!"
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"Why do you care how many frogs I kissed before I met you?"
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"You make me feel like a paranoid woman..."
"Have you tried being confident? I'm confident and things always go my way."
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"Damn it. He's got a moat."
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"The Johnsons have a dragon."
"Why do all the hot sex robots go for brainless pretty boy sex robots, instead of enlightened chivalrous guys like me?"