"You made that diagnosis just to be mean."
"Here comes our first V.P., Mrs. Byers, now. Mrs. Byers is results-oriented."
Tags:results-oriented, jargon, business jargon, euphemisms, jerk, jerks, taskmaster, taskmasters, task master, task masters, vice president, vice presidents, v.p., v.p.s, result, results, results-oriented, gobbledegook, threat, threatens, threatening, scare, scares, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening
"Yoo-hoo! We're all waiting."
Tags:mourn, mourns, mourning, mourner, mourners, funeral, funerals, casket, caskets, queue, queues, line, lines, impatient, impatience, dark humor, black humor, dark humour, black humour, rude, rudeness, viewing, viewings, wake, wakes, funeral wake, funeral wakes, temper, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, death in the family, jerk, jerks, impolite, impoliteness, uncouth, insensitive, insensitivity
No. 6 Train Graffiti Gets Personal
Tags:subways, subways, underground, underground train, underground trains, tube, tubes, 6 train, graffiti, train graffiti, personal, get personal, getting personal, personal insult, personal insults, goat cheese, goats cheese, jerk, jerks, single out, singling out, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, commute, the commute, commuting, commuter, commuters
"If it's any consolation, he seemed like a bit of a jerk."
Tags:bad news, good news, death, dead, die, died, dying, doctor, doctors, bearer of bad news, be the bearer, communication, bedside, bedside manner, manners, jerk, jerks, surgeon, surgery, surgeons, terminal, lost him, hospital, hospitals, waiting room, waiting rooms, tact, tactless, tactful, no loss, no big deal, married, marriage, get well, get well soon
"I've never been what you'd call an 'ethics head.' "
Tags:relationship, relationships, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, ethics, ethical, unethical, morality, scumbag, scumbags, jerk, jerks, pretentious, snob, snobs, snobby, business, businesses, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, date, dates, first date, blind date, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, executive, executives, restaurant, restaurants, obnoxious, rude, impolite, disrespectful
"That reminds me of the thing I was going to say next regardless."
Tunnel of Jerks
Tags:jerk, jerks, tunnel, tunnels, ride, rides, boat, boats, amusement park, amusement parks, ride, rides, riding, sleaze, sleazes, sleazy, harassment, harasser, harassers, sleazebag, sleazebags, jerk, jerks, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, put through the ringer, businesswoman, businesswomen, feminist, feminists, feminism
Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!
Dick, Jane & Sally meet the Bobbsey Twins
Tags:dick and jane, bobbsey twins, children's book, children's books, children's lit, children's literature, character, characters, goody-goody, goody two-shoes, goody goodies, insult, insults, insulting, annoyed, annoying, nerd, nerds, jerk, jerks, hate, hates, hatred, rival, rivals, rivalry, rivalries
"Women want more these days, Bill - it's not enough just to be a jerk anymore."
Tags:men, relationships, romance, modern romance, modern life, modern marriage, feminist, feminists, feminism, entitled, entitlement, male entitlement, jerk, jerks, attract, attracts, attracting women, attract women, attracts women, churlish, standoffish, pickup, pickups, picking up women, modern women, raised expectations, raising your expectations, dating life, single life, single lives, mankoff
"Grow old gracefully but don't be a jerk about it."
"How about resolving that, starting next year, you won't be such a total jerk?"
Tags:new year, new years, new year's, new years eve, new year's eve, new year's day, new years day, resolution, resolutions, resolve, resolves, resolving, next year, jerk, jerks, insult, insults, insulting, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, vow, vows, vowing, bad relationship, bad relationships, fall out, falls out, falling out, argue, argues, arguing, argument, bicker, bickers, bickering, couple, couples, bad match, bad matches, mismatched
"Now you're just being a jerk!"
Tags:literature, literary, culture, cultural, lit major, book, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, pop culture, pop culture reference, moby dick, moby, white whale, whale, whales, whaling, mount, captain ahab, ahab, jerk, leg, peg leg, vindictive, mean, overkill, over kill, leg, my leg, legs
Three Financial Experts and One Jerk
Tags:financial experts, jerk, jerks, audit, audits, auditors, auditor, accountant, accountants, accountancy, regulator, regulators, regulation, regulations, inspection, inspections, inspector, inspectors, corrupt, corruptions, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens
"Gentleman and laides..."
Tags:preconceived notion, preconceived notions, preconception, preconceptions, speaker, speakers, public speaker, public speakers, public speaking, wiseguy, wiseguys, commie, commies, jerk, jerks, pseudo-intellectual, pseudo-intellectuals, attitude, attitudes, announce, announces, announcement, announcements, announcing, announcer, announcers
"You have to accept some people for what they are and avoid them."
Hi. You are a recipient of the Make-Work-for-Jerks chain letter.
"Because we're jerks."