Donna Karan's Nightmare
"She's so Jersey."
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Tenafly International Film Festival
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"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."
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Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.
Why Cows Leave Home
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"So how does that eightfold path get us back on the Garden State?"
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"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."
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"I didn't spend $5.6 million on this place to get involved with the damn sunsets over New Jersey."
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"I was rather hoping a Passaic River School might form, but so far it's just me."
Yo! The Amboys!
"Thanks for a lovely weekend. Now you must come visit us in Washington Square."
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"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."
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"I don't mind the voices themselves, Doctor. It's the Jersey accents that are driving me nuts."
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"I'm a citizen of the world, but I'm based in Bayonne."
New Jersey's Miracle Mile.
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Woman on a baseball team called "Pirates" looks at the opposing team who is called "Carjackers".
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