Jesus Cartoons

"Now we'll need a sitter for New Year's Eve."

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
CC40638
High Res:
2000x2441 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
nativity, christmas story, nativity scene, mary, joseph, jesus, baby jesus, christmas, xmas, christmas eve, new years, new year's, new years eve, new year's eve, baby, mum, mom, dad, parent, parents, parenting, new parents, new baby, baby, babies, newborn, newborns, babysitter, sitter, babysitters, sitters, bible, child, children, kid, kids, nanny, nannies, bethlehem, break

"O.K., so the meek shall inherit the earth, and the rich will have a hard time getting into Heaven. But what about the middle class?"

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC133680
High Res:
4625x5269 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
middle class, class, middle-class, shepherd, meek, meek shall inherit, meek shall inherit the earth, matthew, bible, blessed are the meek, they shall inherit the earth, middle classes, middle-classes, blessed are the gentle, eye of a needle, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, camel go through the eye of a needle, class jokes, middle income, god, jesus, bibles, verse, verses, religion, religious, heaven, heavenly, beatitudes, sermon on the mount

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC135281
High Res:
2986x2089 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
academia, academic, academics, academically, science, scientific, scientific community, paper, papers, conference, conferences, peer review, peer-review, peer reviewed, peer-reviewed, scientist, scientists, doctor, doctors, health, health, religion, religious, biblical, bible, biblical stories, medicine, medicines, cure, cures, heal, healing, downer, reality check, reality, realistic, realistically, miracle, miracles, miraculous, miraculously, university, universities, higher education, education, educate, educated, tertiary education, academy, college, colleges, jesus, jesus performs a miracle

"Jitters on Wall Street today over rumors that Alan Greenspan said, 'A rich man can as soon enter Heaven as a camel fit through the eye of a needle.' "

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC23662
High Res:
2927x2490 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
news, media, business, stock market, government, federal reserve, banks, religion, bible, greenspan, jesus, jesus christ, eye of a needle, eye of a needle speech, eye of a needle speeches, frugal, frugal life, wall street, stock market, market report, market reports, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, socialist, socialists, socialism, christ, mankoff

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC131041
High Res:
3013x3140 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
god's nephew, ed, jesus, biblical, deity, beard, open field, margarita, special powers, nephew, nephews, son of god, deities, jesus christ, christ, less famous, sibling, siblings, sibling rivalry, bible, new testament, sibling rivalries, brother, brothers, jealous, jealousy

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC143934
High Res:
3088x3213 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
energy drink, energy drinks, sports drink, sports drinks, miracle, miracles, miraculous, vitamin, vitamins, water into wine, jesus, christ, jug, jugs, drink, drinks, drinking, dehydrate, dehydrating, dehydration, dehydrating, wine, wines, wedding, weddings, gospel, gospels, bible story, bible stories, biblical

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC31202
High Res:
1998x2260 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
prophet, prophets, jesus, christ, miracle, miracles, miraculous, water into wine, change, changes, changing, saint, saints, beverage, beverages, modern life, yuppie, yuppies, middle class, middle classes, upper class, basic, modern life, diet, diet soda, diet sodas, grapefruit, grapefruits, flavor, flavored, flavour, flavoured, no calories, low calorie, artificial sweetener, artificial sweeteners

Lesser Known Annunciations

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC135009
High Res:
3073x1954 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
annunciation, art, art history, art historian, art historians, lesser known, obscure, obscurity, obscurities, lesser-known, unknown, bible story, bible stories, gospel, jesus, jesus christ, announcement, announcements, announcing, messenger, messengers, mundane, rent, rental, rentals, everyday life, bad news, bearer of bad news, bearers of bad news

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC143201
High Res:
3088x3440 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
jesus, god, gods, religion, religions, pray, praying, beg, begging, summer, the hamptons, hamptons, escape, escaping, heaven, rapture, rapture to heaven, traffic, raptures, second coming of christ, christ, christian, christians, transport, transporting, wealth, wealthy, bus, buses, drive, driving, vacation, vacations, summer, summers, holiday, holidays

Regifts of the Magi

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC138042
High Res:
2981x3332 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
magi, three kings, three, wisemen, wisemen, wiseman, king, kings, gift, gifts, present, presents, re-gifting, regifting, regift, regifts, re-gifting, re-gifts, wordplay, word play, bad gift, bad gifts, bad present, bad presents, offering, offerings, baby jesus, jesus, nativity, christmas, christmas story, birth of jesus, religion, religious, epiphany

"I'm leaving you and the kids to join the Promise Keepers."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC37169
High Res:
1981x2331 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
evangelical, evangelicals, irony, ironic, fatherhood, families, family, christian, christians, bible, bibles, husband, husbands, father, fathers, dad, dads, religion, religions, radical, radicals, jesus, jesus christ, christ, marriage, marriages, conservative, conservatives, family values, divorce, divorced, divorcing

"Verily I say unto you that the wife is good, but the mother-in-law..."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC137780
High Res:
4587x3820 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
jesus, wife, marriage, religion, christianity, christ, mother-in-law, mothers-in-law, wives, married life, fight, fights, fighting, friction, extended family, extended families, prophecy, prophecies, foretell, foretells, foretelling, foretold, argument, arguments, mankoff

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

Artist:
Lewis, Eric
Search ID:
CC120085
High Res:
2000x1644 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
jesus, christ, jesus christ, carry cross, carrying the cross, cross, crucifix, crucifixes, crosses, religion, religious, word play, word-play, play on words, jogger, jogging, jog, jogs, accept him as my, personal trainer, pt, personal trainers, personal training, training, train, trainer, personal best, sport, sports, running, run, runs, modern, modern life, christianity, christian, christians, convert, converting, converts, god, gods

Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC122244
High Res:
3600x2878 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
jesus, judas, betrayal, betrayals, original sin, sin, sins, sinner, sinners, happy hour, happy hours, make up, makes up, making up, galilee, jesus christ, bible story, bible stories, gospel, gospel story, gospel stories, sing, sings, singing, karaoke, karaoke night, karaoke nights, theology, revisionism, revisionist, revisionists, scholar, scholars, bible scholar, bible scholars

"Putting the Christ back in Christmas."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC28452
High Res:
1945x1451 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
christmas, xmas, noel, yule, shopping, christmas shopping, shopper, shoppers, gift, gifts, present, presents, toy, toys, price, prices, expensive, money, finances, consumerism, commercialisation, commercialization, retail, shop, shops, store, stores, religion, religious, war on christmas, christ, jesus christ, jesus, marketing, advertising, swearing, cursing, wordplay, word play

"Wow! It's beginning to look a lot like Xmas."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC141260
High Res:
3055x2662 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
christmas, xmas, noel, yule, three wise men, three wisemen, magi, three kings, bible, biblical, new testament, jesus, jesus christ, nativity, the birth of jesus, christmas star, star, stars, bethlehem, decoration, decorations

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB400911
High Res:
2527x3591 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
religion, religious, bible, biblical, new testament, nativity story, christmas story, jesus, jesus christ, baby jesus, birth of jesus, esus's birth, son of god, three wise men, three kings, magi, christmas, noel, yule, star, christmas star, military, missile, missiles, weapon, weapons, weaponry, scud, scud missile, scud missiles, ballistic missile, ballistic missiles, shooting

"Of course it's me! You were expecting maybe the Messiah?"

Artist:
Gerberg, Mort
Search ID:
CX300182
High Res:
1532x1479 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
coming home, getting home, is that you, frustrated, frustration, frustrations, irritated, irritation, irritating, the messiah, messiah, jesus, couple, couples, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, long term relationship, long term relationships, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, greeting, greetings, sarcasm, sarcastic

"No, a question period will not follow!"

Artist:
Woodman, Bill
Search ID:
CC29095
High Res:
1900x2386 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
sermon, sermons, jesus, sermon on the mount, preacher, preachers, minister, ministers, ministry, prophet, prophets, prophecy, prophecies, worship, worships, question session, questions sessions, q&a, q & a, question and answer session, question, questions, theology, theologian, theologians, religious debate, religious debates, religious belief, religious beliefs

The Last Brunch.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC145181
High Res:
2850x2438 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
religion, religious, bible, biblical, new testament, jesus, jesus christ, son of god, the last supper, last supper, disciple, disciples, restaurant, restaurants, bill, bills, paying the bill, money, paying, meal, meals, brunch, brunches, eating out, dining out, disagreement, disagreements, disagreeing, argument, arguments, arguing

"I see you, Jake--but does anyone have a question that's not about carpentry?"

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC145314
High Res:
4804x3979 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
jesus, god, gods, religion, religions, christ, christians, disciples, twelve apostles, apostles, apostle, christianity, religions, carpentry, carpenter, carpenters, woodworking, woodworkers, woodworker, teaching, teach, preach, preachers, preaching, questions, q&a, q&as

"Wow! Gold, frankincense, myrrh—and a six-pack!"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC119126
High Res:
3200x2359 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
religion, religious, bible, biblical, new testament, jesus, baby jesus, jesus christ, son of god, joseph, mary, stable, stables, the christmas story, nativity, gold, frankincense, myrrh, six-pack, six-packs, beer, beers, alcohol, drink, drinks, new baby, new babies, baby, babies, new parent, new parents, new father, new fathers, new dad, new dads, dad, dads, father, fathers, gift, gifts, present, presents, three kings, three magi, three wisemen, three wise men, baby shower, baby showers, baptism, christmas, noel, the first christmas, yule, xmas

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
RC600064
High Res:
2608x2076 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
jesus, miracle, miracles, walk on water, walks on water, walking on water, malibu, surf, surfs, surfing, surfer, surfers, second coming, second coming of christ, beach bum, beach bums, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, wave, waves, relax, relaxing, relaxation, down time

"Did Jesus create these locally?"

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC133889
High Res:
4675x4597 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
religion, religious, christian, christians, christianity, bible, biblical times, new testament, jesus, jesus christ, son of god, god, power, powers, power of god, miracle, miracles, loaves, bread, fish, crowd, crowds, crowded, local, food, local food, organic, organic food, locally sourced, local food movement, locavore, locavores, eating sustainably, sustainable eating, modern life

Fishy Bumper Sticker

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC69409
High Res:
1800x1376 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
ichthus, ichthys, jesus fish, jesus, god, christianity, christian, christians, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, fish