Jesus Cartoons

"Now we'll need a sitter for New Year's Eve."

"We bring gold and frankincense. The myrrh is in the mail."

"Everyone wants to known what Jesus would do. No one ever asks how Jesus is feeling about his complicated relationship with his father."

Fishy Bumper Sticker

"O.K., so the meek shall inherit the earth, and the rich will have a hard time getting into Heaven. But what about the middle class?"

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

"Quit worrying about corroborating your sources - it's not as if anyone's going to take all this literally."

Jews for Jesus and also for pissing off one's parents, even if they weren't religious, in a way that the Hare Krishnas can't even begin to imagine.

That New-Time Religion

"Yikes! Somebody ask him if they take plastic."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"I see you, Jake--but does anyone have a question that's not about carpentry?"

The Last Brunch.

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.

"No, a question period will not follow!"

"I'm leaving you and the kids to join the Promise Keepers."

"Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit about fifteen per cent of the earth, a hundred-per-cent increase over what they have today."

"Wow! Gold, frankincense, myrrh—and a six-pack!"

"Wow! It's beginning to look a lot like Xmas."

Fishes and Loaves

"Chocolate Jesuses!"

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Being around Jesus brings out all my apostle issues."