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Jesus Cartoons
Jesus cartoon 1 of 90
"Now we'll need a sitter for New Year's Eve."
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nativity, christmas story, nativity scene, mary, joseph, jesus, baby jesus, christmas, xmas, christmas eve, new years, new year's, new years eve, new year's eve, baby, mum, mom, dad, parent, parents, parenting, new parents, new baby, baby, babies, newborn, newborns, babysitter, sitter, babysitters, sitters, bible, child, children, kid, kids, nanny, nannies, bethlehem, breakJesus cartoon 2 of 90
"We bring gold and frankincense. The myrrh is in the mail."
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jesus, baby jesus, birth of christ, nativity, the nativity, christmas, first christmas, the first christmas, three kings, the three kings, the three wise men, three wise men, 3 wise men, christianity, christian, christian, delay, delays, in the mail, mail, the mail, parcel, parcels, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, ordering, online order, online orders, online shopping, online shopper, online shoppers, delivery, deliveriesJesus cartoon 3 of 90
"Everyone wants to known what Jesus would do. No one ever asks how Jesus is feeling about his complicated relationship with his father."
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complication, complicated, complications, relationship, relationships, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, father-son, jesus, bible story, bible stories, gospel, gospels, dysfunctional relationship, dysfunctional relationships, god, new testament, christianity, wwjd, what would jesus do, christian, christiansJesus cartoon 4 of 90
Fishy Bumper Sticker
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ichthus, ichthys, jesus fish, jesus, god, christianity, christian, christians, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, fishJesus cartoon 5 of 90
"O.K., so the meek shall inherit the earth, and the rich will have a hard time getting into Heaven. But what about the middle class?"
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middle class, class, middle-class, shepherd, meek, meek shall inherit, meek shall inherit the earth, matthew, bible, blessed are the meek, they shall inherit the earth, middle classes, middle-classes, blessed are the gentle, eye of a needle, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, camel go through the eye of a needle, class jokes, middle income, god, jesus, bibles, verse, verses, religion, religious, heaven, heavenly, beatitudes, sermon on the mountJesus cartoon 6 of 90
"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."
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academia, academic, academics, academically, science, scientific, scientific community, paper, papers, conference, conferences, peer review, peer-review, peer reviewed, peer-reviewed, scientist, scientists, doctor, doctors, health, health, religion, religious, biblical, bible, biblical stories, medicine, medicines, cure, cures, heal, healing, downer, reality check, reality, realistic, realistically, miracle, miracles, miraculous, miraculously, university, universities, higher education, education, educate, educated, tertiary education, academy, college, colleges, jesus, jesus performs a miracleJesus cartoon 7 of 90
"Quit worrying about corroborating your sources - it's not as if anyone's going to take all this literally."
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sarcasm, sarcastic, religion, religions, religious, jesus, jesus christ, bible, scripture, scriptures, desert, deserts, religious fanatics, bible belt, scroll, scrolls, god, no evidence, no support, documentation, proof, no proof, evidence, verify, verification, interpret, interpretations, extremist, extremists, extremismJesus cartoon 8 of 90
Jews for Jesus and also for pissing off one's parents, even if they weren't religious, in a way that the Hare Krishnas can't even begin to imagine.
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jews, jew, judaism, torah, jesus, messiah, messiahs, rebel, rebellion, rebelling, rebels, hebrew, christian, christians, christianity, family, families, parent, parents, religion, religions, religious, youth, young, adolescent, adolescence, teenage rebellion, teenage-rebellion, teenage, teen, teens, shpasik, jtoons,Jesus cartoon 9 of 90
That New-Time Religion
Jesus cartoon 10 of 90
"Yikes! Somebody ask him if they take plastic."
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, new testament, jesus, jesus christ, son of god, the last supper, last supper, disciple, disciples, patron, patrons, customer, customers, waiter, waiters, server, servers, restaurant, restaurants, bill, bills, paying the bill, credit card, credit cards, money, expensive, paying, credit, meal, meals, eating out, dining outJesus cartoon 11 of 90
"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."
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mall, malls, shopping, shopping center, shopping centers, shopping centre, shopping centres, christmas, christmas shopping, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, customer service, help desk, sales consultant, sales consultants, animal lover, animal lovers, god, jesus, christianity, christian, christians, love, acceptance, religion, religions, religious, bibleJesus cartoon 12 of 90
"I see you, Jake--but does anyone have a question that's not about carpentry?"
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jesus, god, gods, religion, religions, christ, christians, disciples, twelve apostles, apostles, apostle, christianity, religions, carpentry, carpenter, carpenters, woodworking, woodworkers, woodworker, teaching, teach, preach, preachers, preaching, questions, q&a, q&asJesus cartoon 13 of 90
The Last Brunch.
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, new testament, jesus, jesus christ, son of god, the last supper, last supper, disciple, disciples, restaurant, restaurants, bill, bills, paying the bill, money, paying, meal, meals, brunch, brunches, eating out, dining out, disagreement, disagreements, disagreeing, argument, arguments, arguingJesus cartoon 14 of 90
"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."
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pregnancy, pregnancies, expecting, expecting parent, expecting parents, expecting family, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenthood, baby, babies, kid, kids, child, children, genders, gender reveal, gender reveals, ultrasound, ultrasounds, technology, testing, doctor, doctors, nurse, obstetrician, obstetricians, medical, medicine, angel, angels, gabriel, annunciation, announcement, announcements, new testament, bible, mary, joseph, jesus, baby jesus, jesus christ, modern life, religion, religiousJesus cartoon 15 of 90
Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.
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malibu, california, surf, surfing, surfer, surfers, wave, waves, tidal wave, tidal waves, religion, religious, bible, biblical, new testament, walking on water, miracle, miracles, jesus, jesus christ, son of god, sighting, sightingsJesus cartoon 16 of 90
"No, a question period will not follow!"
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sermon, sermons, jesus, sermon on the mount, preacher, preachers, minister, ministers, ministry, prophet, prophets, prophecy, prophecies, worship, worships, question session, questions sessions, q&a, q & a, question and answer session, question, questions, theology, theologian, theologians, religious debate, religious debates, religious belief, religious beliefsJesus cartoon 17 of 90
"I'm leaving you and the kids to join the Promise Keepers."
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evangelical, evangelicals, irony, ironic, fatherhood, families, family, christian, christians, bible, bibles, husband, husbands, father, fathers, dad, dads, religion, religions, radical, radicals, jesus, jesus christ, christ, marriage, marriages, conservative, conservatives, family values, divorce, divorced, divorcingJesus cartoon 18 of 90
"Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit about fifteen per cent of the earth, a hundred-per-cent increase over what they have today."
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blessed are the meek, sermon, sermons, sermon on the mount, jesus, tax bracket, tax brackets, campaign speech, campaign speeches, speech, speeches, homily, homilies, political speech, political speeches, minister, ministers, inherit, inherits, inheriting, tax cut, tax cuts, inheritance tax, death tax, religious right, right-wing, spin, spins, spin zone, spin zones, economics, supply-side economics, trickle-down economics, jesus, jesus christJesus cartoon 19 of 90
"Wow! Gold, frankincense, myrrh—and a six-pack!"
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, new testament, jesus, baby jesus, jesus christ, son of god, joseph, mary, stable, stables, the christmas story, nativity, gold, frankincense, myrrh, six-pack, six-packs, beer, beers, alcohol, drink, drinks, new baby, new babies, baby, babies, new parent, new parents, new father, new fathers, new dad, new dads, dad, dads, father, fathers, gift, gifts, present, presents, three kings, three magi, three wisemen, three wise men, baby shower, baby showers, baptism, christmas, noel, the first christmas, yule, xmasJesus cartoon 20 of 90
"Wow! It's beginning to look a lot like Xmas."
Jesus cartoon 21 of 90
Fishes and Loaves
Jesus cartoon 22 of 90
"Chocolate Jesuses!"
Jesus cartoon 23 of 90
Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.
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energy drink, energy drinks, sports drink, sports drinks, miracle, miracles, miraculous, vitamin, vitamins, water into wine, jesus, christ, jug, jugs, drink, drinks, drinking, dehydrate, dehydrating, dehydration, dehydrating, wine, wines, wedding, weddings, gospel, gospels, bible story, bible stories, biblicalJesus cartoon 24 of 90
The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.
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prophet, prophets, jesus, christ, miracle, miracles, miraculous, water into wine, change, changes, changing, saint, saints, beverage, beverages, modern life, yuppie, yuppies, middle class, middle classes, upper class, basic, modern life, diet, diet soda, diet sodas, grapefruit, grapefruits, flavor, flavored, flavour, flavoured, no calories, low calorie, artificial sweetener, artificial sweetenersJesus cartoon 25 of 90
"Being around Jesus brings out all my apostle issues."
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