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"Now we'll need a sitter for New Year's Eve."

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"O.K., so the meek shall inherit the earth, and the rich will have a hard time getting into Heaven. But what about the middle class?"

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"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

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"Jitters on Wall Street today over rumors that Alan Greenspan said, 'A rich man can as soon enter Heaven as a camel fit through the eye of a needle.' "

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Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

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Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

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The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

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Lesser Known Annunciations

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"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

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Regifts of the Magi

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"I'm leaving you and the kids to join the Promise Keepers."

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"Verily I say unto you that the wife is good, but the mother-in-law..."

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"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

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Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas

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"Putting the Christ back in Christmas."

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"Wow! It's beginning to look a lot like Xmas."

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"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

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"Of course it's me! You were expecting maybe the Messiah?"

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"No, a question period will not follow!"

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The Last Brunch.

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"I see you, Jake--but does anyone have a question that's not about carpentry?"

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"Wow! Gold, frankincense, myrrh—and a six-pack!"

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Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

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"Did Jesus create these locally?"

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Fishy Bumper Sticker

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