Jet Cartoons

Airplane Seatbelts

"I try to do my part."

"Washington, New York; New York, Boston; Boston, Washington. How was your day?"

"This cloaking device avoids detection by the G.A.O."

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

"I don't know. What do you want to do?"

Strategic metals vs. non-strategic metals.

"Group Five May Now Board"

"If God had intended us to fly in jets, He would have seen to it that the Wright Brothers invented jets."

First Class Pooch

"That one looks like a falling engine."

Hitting Saddam Where It Hurts

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

"Don't worry—he surrounds himself with good people."

Airplane Safety

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

"There are no longer seats in tourist, sir."

"The enemies of America will know that we mean business when we sell them a fleet of these babies."

"Sh-h-h. I think I hear something."

"The flight time today is five hours in first class and twelve and a half in coach."

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