Jewelry Cartoons

Jewelry Cartoons

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"That's out of my price range. Do you have anything that's free?"

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A squirrel examines a nut in safe deposit box.

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"I'm not talking about your Abominable Snowman, mister—I'm talking about that diamond tiara!"

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"Have you got anything that doesn't look like a pressure gauge from the Titanic?"

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"I'm having my wedding ring melted down into a bullet."

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"Do you ever have days when you just don't feel like designing jewelry?"

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"This one might be a bit out of your price range, sir. It costs eighteen zillion dollars."

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"May I keep my collar on?"

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"I take it this is a very special occasion."

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"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

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"Fantastic crucifix."

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Prison Technology

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"That one's six figures plus tax."

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"You can have anything you want on your birthday, dear ... except bracelets."

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"O.K. How about I throw in a necklace, too?"

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"I find that, the older you get, the bigger your jewelry has to get."

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"Oh, Sid! You should have!"

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"I know how expensive women's shoes are, but take the goddam jewelry!"

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"Oh, I'm not married. It's just a friendship ring.''

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"The locket contains a strand of my DNA."

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A Zircon Is Forever

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Vote Henshaw for City Council and check out his handcrafted jewelry designs on Etsy.

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Sunbathing Trick

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