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"Jewish people go out for Chinese food, but do you ever see Chinese people going out for Jewish food?"
"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."
A St. Bernard wearing a yarmulke comes to rescue a stranded pilot wearing a cask of chicken soup.
"Or,if you prefer, I also have lox and bagels."
"That by you is a wish? 'A toasted bialy with cream cheese'?"
"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."
"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"
"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"
A caveman invents the bagel.