"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."
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"Deploy countermeasures, for crying out loud! Oy, you're just like your father but lazier."
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"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."
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"Excuse me for sounding like a Jewish mother, but may I point out that your kid is getting wet."
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A man and woman look at a statue of an older looking woman with a mixing bowl and apron titled "The Baleboosteh".
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"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"
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It Killed Him To Call
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"Twenty-thousand eggs, but do they ever call?"
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At Bubbe's Condo
"...then click 'save settings', scroll down to 'done' and voila! You're on Facebook stalking Miriam's daughter's new husband."
"I still want grandchildren.
"...brisket ...recipe. Hide it."