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"Deploy countermeasures, for crying out loud! Oy, you're just like your father but lazier."
"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."
"Excuse me for sounding like a Jewish mother, but may I point out that your kid is getting wet."
A man and woman look at a statue of an older looking woman with a mixing bowl and apron titled "The Baleboosteh".
"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"
It Killed Him To Call
"That's the statue of Do What Your Mother Tells You."
"Twenty-thousand eggs, but do they ever call?"
At Bubbe's Condo
"...then click 'save settings', scroll down to 'done' and voila! You're on Facebook stalking Miriam's daughter's new husband."
"I still want grandchildren.
"...brisket ...recipe. Hide it."