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Job Applications Cartoons
Job Applications cartoon 1 of 51
"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."
Job Applications cartoon 2 of 51
"Hi. I'm John, your date for this evening. I've brought my résumé and letters of recommendation."
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date, dates, dating, single life, resume, resumes, application, applications, job application, job applications, defensive, attorney, attorneys, modern life, modern lives, identity, identities, identification, identifications, driver's license, modern life, modern times, blind date, blind dates, internet date, internet dates, internet dating, dating site, dating sitesJob Applications cartoon 3 of 51
"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."
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grateful dead, deadhead, deadheads, dead head, dead heads, blank, blanks, gap, gaps, resume gap, resume gaps, c/v, c/vs, job application, job applications, stoner, stoners, tour, tours, touring, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, fan, fansJob Applications cartoon 4 of 51
"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."
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discrimination, discriminate, discriminates, discriminating, cute, cuteness, adorable, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, writing program, writing programs, skill, skills, skilled, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, qualified, hiring, application, applications, job application, job applications, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, attractive, attractiveness, computer skills, computer literacyJob Applications cartoon 5 of 51
"I gotta tell ya, these embezzlement convictions raise a red flag."
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business, personnel, crime, ethics, moral relativity, jargon, application, applications, criminal history, criminal history, red flag, red flags, conviction, convictions, embezzlement, embezzle, embezzles, embezzling, red flag, red flags, job application, job applications, job interview, job interviews, interviewing, warning, warning sign, warning signs, corporate crime, corporate criminal, white collar crime, white collar crimes, mankoffJob Applications cartoon 6 of 51
"I see by your résumé that you're a woman."
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resume, resumes, diversity, diversity hire, diversity hires, hiring, hire, hires, hiring officer, hiring officers, c/v, c/vs, feminist, feminists, feminism, glass ceiling, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, qualification, qualifications, qualified, sexist, sexists, application, applications, job application, job applicationsJob Applications cartoon 7 of 51
"Sorry, you're overqualified."
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snail, snails, rejection, rejections, job application, job applications, job interview, job interviews, overqualified, over qualification, over-qualification, overqualification, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, excuse, excuses, making excuses, mollusc, molluscs, snail drawing, snail drawingsJob Applications cartoon 8 of 51
"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"
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translation, translations, french, translator, translators, resume, resumes, c/v, c/vs, cv, application, applications, job application, job applications, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, business school, business schools, harvard business school, lie, lies, lying, liar, liarsJob Applications cartoon 9 of 51
"So, where do you see yourself in five thousand years?"
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shinx, the sphinx, ancient egypt, ancient egyptians, pyramids of giza, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, job application, job applications, interviewer, interviewers, interview question, interview questions, cliche, cliches, great sphinx of giza, stupid question, stupid questions, monument, monuments, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologistsJob Applications cartoon 10 of 51
"If we give you an office with a window, how do we know you won't just fly away?"
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bird, birds, birdman, birdmen, hiring, hiring process, hire, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, interviewer, interviewers, interviewee, interviewees, human resources, hr, h.r., recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, job application, job applications, applicant, applicant, searching for work, looking for a job, applying for a job, searching for a job, employee, employment, promotion, promotions, office manager, office managers, office management, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office space, office spaces, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphismJob Applications cartoon 11 of 51
"I'm trying to find a way to balance your strengths against your felonies."
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hiring, hiring process, hire, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, interviewer, interviewers, interviewee, interviewees, human resources, hr, h.r., recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, c.v., c.v.s, cv, curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job application, job applications, applicant, applicant, criminal record, felony, felonies, felon, felons, convict, convicts, crime, criminal, criminals, searching for a job, searching for work, looking for a job, applying for a job, white-collar crime, business, businessman, businessmen, corporate crime, corruption, unemployment, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barrister, solicitor, solicitors, client, clients, strength, strengths, weakness, weaknesses, suitability, balanceJob Applications cartoon 12 of 51
"You eat dog - excellent!"
Job Applications cartoon 13 of 51
Will work for Food Network.
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food network, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, tv chef, tv chefs, tv cook, tv cooks, television personality, television personalities, tv personality, tv personalities, celebrity chef, celebrity chefs, job offer, job offers, job application, job applicationsJob Applications cartoon 14 of 51
"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."
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resume, resumes, dna, dna smaple, dna samples, invasion of privacy, invasions of privacy, urine test, urine tests, test, tests, testing, hiring, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, interviewing, qualification, qualifications, employment officer, employment officers, genetics, gene, genes, job applicant, job applicants, job application, job applications, personnel, gene, genes, genome, genomes, human resourcesJob Applications cartoon 15 of 51
"Will my office be near an ice machine."
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job interview, job interviews, job application, job applications, priorities, wrong priorities, bad priorities, new job, new jobs, new office, new offices, recruitment officer, recruitment officers, hiring, ice machine, ice machines, important question, important questions, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobsJob Applications cartoon 16 of 51
"As a company, and as individuals, we are without irony. Will that bother you?"
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interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, office, offices, corporate, corporation, corporations, qualified, qualification, qualifications, company, companies, skill, skills, job application, job applications, applying for a job, irony, seriousness, serious, humorless, humourless, job requirement, job requirementsJob Applications cartoon 17 of 51
"You're the type who'll make me prove every claim I make."
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interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, job application, job applications, false claim, false claims, burden of proof, the burden of proof, dishonest, dishonsty, liar, liars, corrupt, corruption, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, business meeting, business meetings, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businesspersonJob Applications cartoon 18 of 51
"Two English-speaking people to do cooking and all housework on South Carolina plantation October through May. References required. Must like dogs."
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job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, job application, job applications, candidate, candidates, job seeker, job seekers, job seeking, job hunter, job hunters, job hunting, job hunt, job hunts, servant, servants, housework, household, households, domestic, domestics, worker, workers, domestic worker, domestic workersJob Applications cartoon 19 of 51
"Am I a team player? Are you kidding? I was in a cult."
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cult, cults, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, job application, job applications, team player, team players, interview question, interview questions, cliche, cliches, teamwork, team work, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, social deviant, social deviants, business jargon, buzzword, buzzwordsJob Applications cartoon 20 of 51
"Welcome abroad, Andrews. Now just see personnel on twelve, and antlers on fifteen."
Job Applications cartoon 21 of 51
"I see by your resume that you've got a big problem with formatting."
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cv, curriculum vitae, curriculum vitaes, resume, resumes, job application, job applications, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, modern technology, modern technology, formatting, text formatting, under qualified, under-qualified, unqualified, bad interview, bad interviews, computer skills, out of touch, behind the timesJob Applications cartoon 22 of 51
"We're looking for someone who is thrilled just to have a job."
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offices, office job, office jobs, bad job, bad jobs, boring job, boring jobs, bad pay, low pay, low paid job, low paid jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, interview, interviews, interview technique, interview techniques, job application, job applications, job market, the job market, modern life, modern attitudesJob Applications cartoon 23 of 51
"That's my sock drawer- I just wanted you to see how organized I am."
Job Applications cartoon 24 of 51
"Is this a trick question?"
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interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, circus animal, circus animals, performing animal, performing animals, juggle, juggling, juggling dog, juggling dogs, trick question, trick questions, job application, job applications, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, new job, new jobs, bad interview, bad interviews, interviewer, interviewersJob Applications cartoon 25 of 51
"Do you have any references?"
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superhero, superheroes, applicant, applicants, job application, job applications, application, applications, interview, interviews, interviewing, job interview, job interviews, employment, reference, references, job reference, job references, personnel, personnel department, human resources, human resources department, human resources departments, comic book, comic books, recruit, recruits, recruiting, lack of references, job experience, qualification, qualifications, unqualified, limited, limitation, limitationsMore cartoons with the keyword 'job applications'