Job Applications Cartoons

Job Applications Cartoons

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Job Applications cartoon

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

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"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

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"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."

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"I gotta tell ya, these embezzlement convictions raise a red flag."

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"I see by your résumé that you're a woman."

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"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

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"You eat dog - excellent!"

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Will work for Food Network.

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"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

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"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

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"Well, this is a very impressive resume, young man. I think you're going to make a fine patient."

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"I think you should know that there are some here who wanted to desecrate your résumé."

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Job Applications cartoon

"Do you have any other strengths?"

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"Needless to say, in the course of redefining myself I've taken certain liberties with the factual record."

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Job Applications cartoon

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

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"Is this a trick question?"

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"They told be it would be and excellent resumé. What else does it say?"

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"Do you have any references?"

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"If we give you an office with a window, how do we know you won't just fly away?"

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"You're the type who'll make me prove every claim I make."

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"As a company, and as individuals, we are without irony. Will that bother you?"

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"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."

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"However, should the need arise at Cyber-Biogenetics, for a trusty sidekick, we have your resume on file."

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"Give me a hug. I can tell a lot about a man by the way he hugs."

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"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

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