"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."
"Congratulations. You have the skills we're looking for, and you'll just fit a cubicle."
"We're interested in words, not deeds."
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"Even though you're exceptionally well qualified, Kate, I'd say that 'victim' is not a good career choice."
"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."
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"We already have an eight-hundred-pound gorilla."
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"You should be aware that we already have a strong in-house candidate."
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"For your convenience, there's a parking garage just next door."
"I've got some skills - I'm just not sure they add up to a 'set.'"
"Two English-speaking people to do cooking and all housework on South Carolina plantation October through May. References required. Must like dogs."
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"I'm going to send you to someone who's more familiar with the law of the jungle."
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"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."
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"The good news is that I remember you from high school. Unfortunately, that's also the bad news."
"I see you work well with the subconscious fears of others."
"Welcome abroad, Andrews. Now just see personnel on twelve, and antlers on fifteen."
"Feel free to watch yourself while we go through the vetting process."
"Welcome aboard, Parker. Your tusks precede you."
"I'll be frank - we offered it to Mario Cuomo first, but he turned it down."
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"I got a call today from the forces of evil. They're asking me to join."
"It says here you can think on your feet. What happens when you sit down?"
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"Let's talk comparable worth."
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"Read the part when I invented micro management."
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"I can see from your résumé that you're a man."
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"You'll need at least seven to ten years of revelant experience to be considered for this kindergarten position."
"We're a prestigious department, yet we have only three active prima donnas."