Job Candidates Cartoons

Job Candidates Cartoons

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Job Candidates cartoon

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

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"Congratulations. You have the skills we're looking for, and you'll just fit a cubicle."

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"Even though you're exceptionally well qualified, Kate, I'd say that 'victim' is not a good career choice."

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"For your convenience, there's a parking garage just next door."

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"Well, this is a reassuring note, Mr. Bonwell: 'No dolphins were killed in the preparation of this résumé.' "

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"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

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"I'm fascinated by your résumé, particularly the advertising supplement."

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"I'm going to send you to someone who's more familiar with the law of the jungle."

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"I got a call today from the forces of evil. They're asking me to join."

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"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

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"We're a prestigious department, yet we have only three active prima donnas."

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"I'm beginning to have serious doubts about the efficiency of those psychological job-placement tests."

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"We already have an eight-hundred-pound gorilla."

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"I'll be frank - we offered it to Mario Cuomo first, but he turned it down."

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"You just self-deprecated yourself right out of a job."

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"Keep in mind, Butler, that I'm taking a big chance just hiring you."

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"I can see from your résumé that you're a man."

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"You'll fit right in. You have a great sense of rumor."

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"I'm proud of that resumé but I'm sensing 'stickler for the truth'."

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"So, you've been working on the railroad all the live long day. Any other recent experience?"

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"I see by your resume that you're a friend of mine."

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"…and don't let your cash buyout, stock options and lifetime medical benefits hit you in the button the way out."

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Job Candidates cartoon

"It says here you can think on your feet. What happens when you sit down?"

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"I've got some skills - I'm just not sure they add up to a 'set.'"

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"Two English-speaking people to do cooking and all housework on South Carolina plantation October through May. References required. Must like dogs."

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