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"Remember, you weren't hired to think-you were hired because you have opposable thumbs."
"Oh, that's a break. His job description is right on top."
"I write astronaut banter for NASA."
"Of course, once you're a scapegoat you long to be dead wood again."
"I don't usually tell people I'm a writer because I've never actually written anything."
"It's always 'cowboy', never 'cowman'."
"This is Mr. Norris. He'll be coming on board as a human shield."
"Would you mind repeating my job description?"
"You've done some outstanding work in Public Relations, Benderman. Unfortunately, you work in Accounting.!
"What I feel I do is create elegant solutions for problems that don't exist."