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"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."
No Layoffs Next 200 Miles
"The monarchy is strong, but I needed something with health insurance."
"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."
"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."
"The only way you will be able to function here is if you think of yourself as having already been fired."
"Your job is safe - at least until you're too old to be hired for another job but not so old that you can retire."
"Don't worry, Bob. There are some jobs a robot just can't do. . . like kissing butt."