"Congratulations. You have the skills we're looking for, and you'll just fit a cubicle."
"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"
Will work for Food Network.
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Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton
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"You realize, of course, that if you take this position you'll be my sidekick?"
"Welcome aboard, Parker. Your tusks precede you."
"I got a call today from the forces of evil. They're asking me to join."
"I can see from your résumé that you're a man."
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"Here. We promised you a big lab."
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"I'm going to write a figure on this paper. You tell me if it looks like a turtle."
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"If I were to accept a position here would my pension be affected by any time lost in detox?"
"Our current medical plan offers a three-day stay for a bullet in the groin or torso, a two-day stay for a bullet in an extremity, and an overnight for superficial head wounds."
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"So that's our offer: blood, toil, tears, sweat, and dental."
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"Do I want the job? Huh, I never thought about it like that."
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"We can't offer you the satisfaction of a gratifying career, but how does a paid week off and dental sound?"
"It's not nepotism if I'm the best son for the job."
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"You'll bite the bullet, get kicked in the teeth, and be asked to grin and bear it... but dental is included."
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