"Before I forget, Detrick, here's the dental plan."
"And when the time comes the company will put you to sleep at its own expense."
"For your convenience, there's a parking garage just next door."
"It's a hassle, but I can use the handicapped-parking spots."
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"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."
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Employee of the Month: One of the perks of self-employment
"I'm as surprised as you are. I had no idea that the sweetheart deal would include an actual sweetheart."
"O.K., right about now I'll bet you're thinking, What's the catch?"
"…and don't let your cash buyout, stock options and lifetime medical benefits hit you in the button the way out."
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"Relax, we're cutting people, not perks."
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"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"
"Sure, I hate this job – but I love the built-in cup holder."
"This is our chance to grab all the left over pastries in the conference room."
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"The pay may not be great, but you can't beat this exposure!"