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"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."
"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."
"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"
"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"
"I can only discuss salary and benefits. You'll have to analyze the babe situation yourself."
"I see from your résumé that you enjoy attending the occasional soccer match."
"Even though you're exceptionally well qualified, Kate, I'd say that 'victim' is not a good career choice."
"You eat dog - excellent!"
The Judgment of Paris
"How convincing are your jungle-bird calls, Ms. Haverhill?"
"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."
Opp'y of a Lifetime