"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."
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"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."
"English lit-how about you?"
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"It means taking a healthy pay cut, but my dad has decided to stay at home and lock himself in the basement."
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"I'm looking to hire a C.F.O. Anyone interested?"
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"I'm looking for a position where I can slowly lose sight of what I originally set out to do with my life, with benefits."
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"There's a lot I want to experience, but not a lot I actually want to do."
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The Tooth Fairy looks for temp work.
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"Cheer up, Jimbo -- It's only a matter of time before one of those big executive searches going on out there stumbles across you."
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"We have very little need these days to employ a cudgel."
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"You're desperate - I like that."
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"I'd like one of those careers where you make a six-figure income while wearing a T-shirt and sweatpants."
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"This is a very impressive manifesto."
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"Besides caring too much? I'd probably have to go with Kryptonite."
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"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."
The world's most unemployable family
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""Organ Collector" Isn't An Option."
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Day one, post grad
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"We're down to two potential hires: you and an efficiency algorithm on a Malaysian server barge."
"Qualifications? Hello! I've only spent the last six years running a huge multinational ferris wheel."
"I've stopped looking for work, which, I believe, helps the economic numbers."
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